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Kevin Molino’s Pants Game is Strong
While we patiently wait for the world to catch on to the idea that pants are a completely unnecessary and superfluous article of clothing, Orlando City midfielder and scoring machine Kevin Molino has elevated wearing pants to an art form.
Don't get us wrong, we may never join #TeamPants, but if we did, we'd love to go shopping with the Trinidad and Tobago international, because he finds some of the most interesting trousers we've ever seen. Don't believe us? Just take a walk through his Instagram feed.
Herein, we'll provide a sampling of what you'd see if you took a look through Molino's well-stocked closet:
Just a nice, classic, simple black. And yet he wears it with so much more style than you do.
For contrast, just a basic white. Again, so much more style than you. Why do you even try? You're not Kevin Molino.
Is this leather? Vinyl? Maybe some kind of parachute pants? We're not sure, but we're going with leather.
Molino don't care if he makes you look bad. Here he is making Dennis Chin seem conservative by comparison. This, despite Chin wearing red pants. Red. RED!
Life isn’t what you want it to be it’s what you make it become
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Not just any man can rock the capri pants look. Molino can, because he's Kevin Molino.
The remainder of these are beyond any explanation or caption we can provide. Just enjoy them in silence.