SkoPurp Soccer Episode 88: Utah Rewind, International Pride, Listener Mail, and More

The Orlando Pride stopped their skid with a 3-1 win at Utah, but it was far from a crisp performance, even if they outplayed the Royals in the first half. The second half was about managing things and fighting the effects of the altitude, but there wasn’t much to say about it other than it took place and no more goals were scored. Friday’s performance was a step in the right direction entering the international break, but more must be done to prepare for tougher games ahead.

Barbra Banda scored the first hat trick in club history to lead the way, and the only other true threat to the goal was Ally Watt — off the rebound of a saved Banda shot. The offense still needs some work, and not all defenses will allow Banda the acres of space the Royals provided for the star striker to run into. Still, it was a win by multiple goals on the road, and that’s always a good thing.

We break down Orlando’s win on Friday in Utah, look back at our surprisingly accurate (for one of us) score predictions, and make our selections for Player of the Match. I know you’ll be shocked by our decision on that front.

There are a couple more Orlando players on their way to their national teams, as Emily Sams and Kerry Abello were named to the USWNT for the upcoming window. Will Emma Hayes finally give Sams some minutes? Will Abello get a runout for the senior team? We’ll see.

This week’s mailbagbox wants to know about the Pride’s chances if Banda and Marta play average soccer, what will happen if and when Rafaelle is fully healthy, our thoughts on Mystery Science Theater 3000, something about furries, and more. Remember, you can ask us anything by hitting us up on Twitter at either @TheManeLand or @SkoPurpSoccer and using the hashtag #AskSkoPurp. You can use that same hashtag and hit @TheManeLand.bsky.social up on Bluesky. Or you can visit our show page, scroll down, and fill out the handy form. We’d also appreciate any ratings or reviews you can leave wherever you get your podcasts, and if you do that on Apple Podcasts, we’ll find them easily and read them on the show.

Following our mailbagbox segment, we finished! There is no Pride game this weekend, but they’ll be back in early June with a home game against the Houston Dash. We’ll preview that for you next week.

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Here’s how Episode 88 went down:

0:15 – It’s Bandamonium as the Bandawagon pulls out of the station following the Zambian’s three-goal performance at Utah.

18:19 – The mailbagbox has an unorthodox selection for Player of the Match.