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The Mane Land MLS Power Rankings: Week 33
It’s nearly playoff time, which is also known as that time that a full 40% of the league is eliminated from title contention. If you thought the baseball playoffs were getting blown out of proportion, just wait for the MLS playoffs.
MLS: The league that hands out playoff spots like The Price is Right gives away brand new cars.
1. FC Dallas (Last Week: 4)
Young, athletic and frightening. That's been the story for Dallas all year and it just keeps rolling along into the postseason. While the Hoops have a tougher Supporters' Shield-deciding match-up (at home vs. San Jose) than their competition in New York (Red Bulls are on the road against Chicago), Dallas would be my pick if the two met in the MLS Cup final.
2. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 2)
Mike Grella is one of the newcomers of the year in MLS. While certainly not the star of NYRB — that status is reserved for the dueling stars of Sacha Kljestan and Bradley Wright-Phillips — Grella has been consistently one of the team’s best players all season.
3. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 1)
This weekend’s loss was frightening from an LA perspective. Perhaps this Portland team is getting hot at the right time, or perhaps LA has some issues cropping up at the wrong time. Doesn’t it seem like a long while since LA was on its unstoppable tear? Regardless, Robbie Keane continues to be the class of the league, and you’d have to think that one of these Gerrard free kicks will finally find pay dirt. (And when it does, woah buddy, will the reaction from the league be strong. I bet that Don Garber requires all MLS employees bring a change of pants to work on LA game days in preparation for the historic moment.)
4. Columbus Crew SC (Last Week: 6)
Columbus continues to put out good performances in between its bad ones. I don't wanna be the team that gets them in the playoffs.
5. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 10)
A remarkable week for Portland with two wins over perennial Western Conference powers in RSL and LA. Fanendo Adi, Diego Valeri and Co. are positioning themselves nicely for a postseason run.
6. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 3)
As I said last week, I think Vancouver has maxed out its potential in the regular season, which isn't good when entering the playoffs. The postseason requires you to hit another gear. While Vancouver isn't at D.C. status yet, I'm not expecting them to make a deep run.
7. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 6)
I really don't care about Seattle's performances. The only interesting thing to me about this team is how they do in the playoffs, assuming they make it.
8. Toronto FC (Last Week: 9)
Toronto is the biggest wild card in the playoff picture. They could ride Sebastian Giovinco all the way to the final, or they could get drubbed in their opener. The deciding factor will be the supporting cast. Unless Giovinco can replicate Wednesday's goal against New York in every playoff game, the supporting cast (I'm looking at you, Jozy and Michael) will have to provide something to relieve some of the focus that will be cast on the little Italian.
9. D.C. United (Last Week: 14)
D.C. has come roaring back at the right time. After a six-game winless streak in which United was outscored 15-3, Ben Olsen has directed his squad to back-to-back wins, albeit against bottom feeders in NYCFC and Chicago. This weekend’s four-goal outburst against the Fire was a good sign, but the potential playoff opponents are worlds better. I remain skeptical of D.C.’s title chances.
10. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 15)
Ignacio Piatti continues to be the star of the “All-Underrated MLS Team”. His goal against New England this week would have been a worthy Goal of the Week winner had it not been a less-smooth impression of Sebastian Giovinco’s dazzler from midweek.
11. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 7)
I'm souring pretty quickly on SKC's chances this season. The U.S. Open Cup champs have been anything but consistent down the home stretch, and you've got to question the team's confidence.
12. New England Revolution (Last Week: 8)
Speaking of confidence, it's the doldrums for New England. The Revs have not won in four games but, luckily for them, they have a trip to Yankee Stadium on the agenda for the last match of the year, which might well allow them to right the ship before the second season begins.
13. Orlando City (Last Week: 12)
You've certainly got to like Orlando's mentality in do-or-die situations. In what was essentially a playoff game, the Lions staved off elimination with their win on Friday. Now they face a nearly vertical uphill climb in their final regular season game against Philly. In order to make the playoffs, Orlando must win, New England must lose to NYCFC and the Lions have to make up an eight-goal differential. So basically, if Orlando wins and New England loses by the same 4-0 scoreline, the two teams would be tied in points and goal differential and Orlando would advance on total goals scored. Look for Adrian Heath to trot out a 3-2-5 lineup, which hasn't been seen since about 1935 (kidding).
14. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 11)
Does anyone even want San Jose in the playoffs? The only reason anyone goes to their games is to see the World's Largest Outdoor Bar.
15. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 13)
It seems the championship window has been slammed shut on this RSL group. Kyle Beckerman and Javier Morales, long the core of the midfield, are on the wrong side of the hill and Salt Lake is missing out on the playoffs for the first time since 2007. This team will either ride along with those two into the twilight of their careers, or the front office will have to make some difficult decisions regarding the team’s sentimental heroes of years gone by.
16. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 17)
You'd think the Dynamics would wear white at home more often, as they did this week, to use the heat of Houston to their advantage.
17. New York City FC (Last Week: 16)
I can't decide what's more depressing for NYCFC: their point total for their much balley-hoo'd first year (37) or their complete lack of branding identity.
18. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 18)
Go watch the Cubs, Chicago.
19. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 19)
Philly sports fans must hate life right now. The Phillies suck. The Sixers have been in perpetual rebuilding mode for like 10 years. The Eagles have been a dumpster fire since Jeff Garcia was the quarterback. The Flyers missed the playoffs last year. Temple and Penn are irrelevant in everything. The Union have missed the playoffs for four years running and have been the bridesmaid in the other competition nobody cares about (I'll let you remember what I'm talking about … Yes I'm referring to the U.S. Open Cup). If it weren't for Villanova basketball, Philadelphia sports-related depression rate would be astronomical.
20. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 20)
Colorado may not finish last in the regular season standings, but they're definitely playing like a team circling the drain. The Rapids are winless since August.
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A Note About Hurricane Milton and The Mane Land
First of all, be safe. Second of all, be safe. Third of all, here’s what’s up regarding our upcoming schedule.
Hello, Mane Landers! With another powerful storm bearing down on the Sunshine State, it’s good to know that Orlando City and OCB are off and the Pride are on the road this weekend. We hope that everyone remains safe as Hurricane Milton passes through and near the areas in which many of you (and us) live.
As always, I hate writing these pieces but it seems to be required at least once per year, so I wanted to let everyone know that we at The Mane Land are going to do our best to continue our normal coverage and publication schedule as best we can — understanding that we are not a priority for anyone in the area at the moment. Our schedule in the coming days is not really up to us, as there are always unknown aspects to every storm, and while Hurricane Milton may or may not disrupt some or all of us personally, there are cell, internet, and electricity services that could be affected — something far beyond our control — to the point where our normal service isn’t possible. So we ask that you be aware of that and to be patient if that happens.
Hopefully our cable/satellite/electricity/internet will stay on for all the normal reasons, as well as so we can continue our coverage of Orlando’s soccer teams.
As Hurricane Milton threatens our state, we want to wish all of you the best of luck. Mother Nature is not a force to be trifled with, so we hope that everyone takes the mindset to err on the side of caution rather than take unnecessary risks. The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
For those who read us throughout the Central Florida area and beyond, please let this serve as a reminder that several of our writers will be within reach of the storm, and all or some of us could find ourselves without power, internet, and/or cell service soon. Some of our staff members live in the more vulnerable areas along the Gulf Coast and Space Coast, where flooding could be severe.
When The Weather Channel sends people to your area to broadcast about the storm, you definitely take notice.
The safety of the TML staff is obviously of paramount importance to me. I urge all of our staff to take appropriate precautions, including – should they deem it necessary – evacuation. I urge everyone to be wherever they’re going to be by 5 p.m. tonight and then to stay put. As a website, we will strive to continue to function as normally as possible over the coming days.
I will personally do everything in my power (provided I have power and either the internet or cell service, or both) to maintain the site’s schedule of features with whatever breaking news we can cover over the span of the storm’s passing and beyond. However, please be aware that the site could potentially go without updates for an indeterminate period if the storm is particularly destructive and leaves us without power/internet, or with more immediate problems that must be overcome before we can even think about sitting down to write a blog post or record a podcast. This may be unavoidable, but we will do everything we can to avoid it.
I will try to provide updates from The Mane Land Twitter account (@TheManeLand) periodically to let people know that we’re OK as I get reports from our staff, and what the status of stories will be over the days (and weeks, if need be) to come. We hope the storm isn’t too disruptive to our daily functions but…this is a blog and it is infinitely less important than real life. I guess what I’m trying to say is that we’ll do what we have to do and get back to normal as quickly as we can.
Hopefully I’ll be able to look back on this post in a few days and laugh about having written it.
But this is a two-way community, so enough about us. Where are you located in relation to the storm’s path? What are you doing to prepare for the hurricane? Are you getting out of harm’s way, or are you staying put? How are you planning to pass the time? What are your best hurricane hacks? Let us know what you’re up to in the comments section below and keep us updated on how the weather is affecting your area.
Stay safe, Lion Nation.
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Reflecting on Eight Years with The Mane Land
A look back over my time with The Mane Land (so far).
As of last week, I have been a contributor at The Mane Land for eight years. That’s longer than I’ve ever been at any of my actual jobs in my life. There are literally only a couple of people who have been with the site longer, but I’m still amazed at how long it’s been. This is not to say I’m going anywhere, but rather I wanted to take the opportunity to look back at the past eight years, and look ahead to the future.
Unlike some, I didn’t come to be a supporter of Orlando City until it was announced that the club was joining MLS. At the time, I was contemplating picking a club to follow in MLS, but being in Tallahassee, there were no nearby options at that time. I considered FC Dallas and D.C. United, given the two were geographically closer in proximity to me than any others. Fortunately, it was literally while I was considering my options that the announcement was made regarding Orlando City’s jump to MLS. It was an easy decision.
As I do in many aspects of my life, I immediately started researching my new club, which led me to the content being produced by The Mane Land. There was also an article on the site titled “Join The Mane Land Staff.” I had often over the years internally bemoaned that I rarely used my Bachelor’s degree in English, and the desire to write welled up in me so much that I emailed the staff.
In response, one of our former editors, Andrew Marcinko, contacted me and said “I think your voice would be a great fit on TML.” He asked me to submit a Fan Post (those went away with our presence on SBN), and then another piece for review. Following that, our founder and managing editor, Michael Citro, emailed me to welcome me to the staff. I had no idea at the time how big a part of my life this blog would become.
I started out writing Monday’s Lions Links — often one of the more difficult days to write — and a feature piece. It’s been many years gone by now, but there was a time when the feature piece was “Pride Pub,” an ongoing series that paired craft beer and good food based on Orlando City’s opponent. I can tell you that the research for that was very enjoyable, and I still use some of the recipes I found to this day.
Eventually, I started contributing more match coverage and analytical pieces. Staff came and went, but I never thought to leave since I was enjoying myself. Sometime after that, I was promoted to senior columnist, for which I’m grateful. I can without reservation say that I’m a better writer thanks to my time with the site, and from working with such excellent staff.
In November of 2016, Michael asked if I wanted to give co-hosting The Mane Land PawedCast a try. My first recording was for Episode 71. We just recorded Episode 354, and with the exception of maybe two or three episodes, I have been on every single one of 283 episodes over the last six plus years. Michael and I have spent a lot of time talking on and off the podcast over the years, and I’m proud of what we have produced and to call him my friend.
We recently added an Orlando Pride-specific podcast called Skopurp: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. For years we wanted to give the Pride the time and attention the club deserves. Now, it is a reality, but one that I ask you to listen to and share. I’ll even put out that although Michael and I are the current hosts, we merely consider ourselves stewards and are hoping to get others to come onboard and eventually take it to the next level.
When I started with The Mane Land, the site had just made the move from a free WordPress site to the SBNation network. It was a big deal, and for many years it was a good partnership. Of course that all came to an end not too long ago, and our blog went the independent route thanks to the incredibly generous support of our readers and listeners. In fact, if you want to be one of those supporting our efforts, please go to our Buy Me A Coffee site to become a member. The move has allowed a flexibility we didn’t have before, but I really want others to have the same sense of joy and accomplishment that I have as a member of our staff.
At one point we had nearly twice the staff that we do now, and as you know, many hands make light work. The opposite of that is also true. I genuinely believe that there must be others out there with the same passion for Orlando City as I have — with the same desire to have their voice heard, whether through the written word or on a podcast. I promise you there is an opportunity to contribute here with us. Our internal discussions are informative, engaging, and often funny. Please consider joining us, as I did eight years ago. I haven’t regretted it and I know you won’t either.
I want to thank all of those who contributed to The Mane Land over the years. There are many that I am still in touch with, though they are no longer a part of the staff. Of course, the current staff are a pleasure to work with, and I appreciate their dedication to what we are trying to do.
Finally, I want to thank the readers and listeners over the years. From those who regularly comment on our articles, to those that I’ve personally met at matches or even randomly on the street, you are a big reason that we do all of this. You are a big reason why I’ve been doing this for the better part of a decade. it is always a genuine pleasure hearing your thoughts or simply sharing a moment of joy together — U.S. Open Cup final, anyone?
So, thank you. I look forward to many more years of this journey together.
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The Mane Land Announces Membership Program
Maximize your Mane Land experience with our new TML membership program while supporting our independent efforts.
Hello, readers of The Mane Land and listeners of our podcasts. Before you start reading this, please note that the most important part of this post is at the end. So, don’t stop until you get to the bottom.
You may recall that when we left SBNation to become independent, we really weren’t sure the best way to go about that. Many of our readers and listeners generously offered to help us make that transition, but we still weren’t sure the best path forward, so we took a poll.
The poll was pretty much split down the middle between those who preferred a one-time, Kickstarter-style campaign (which we did, and those of you who stepped up to help completely blew us away!) and those who favored a Patreon-style, subscription-based membership with extra perks. In fact, the member subscriptions option got a few more votes in our poll.
The folks who took part in our GoFundMe fundraiser were fantastic and are now immortalized on this very site on the “Our Founders” page. But we had always planned to give folks the option to choose whichever method of support they preferred and we tried to communicate that throughout the process. It took a little longer than expected to get up and running, but our membership subscription program is now in place! (You may notice the fancy new banner ad about it on the home page, echoed below.)
Part of that delay was thinking up something that didn’t encroach on the benefits we gave our Founders. Those folks helped us get started and deserve the exclusivity of the perks they got. The other part of the delay is that there just aren’t enough hours in the day. (However, for you guys, I’m willing to be cloned.)
We have utilized the popular Buy Me a Coffee platform to run this program. You can find the basics here. The Mane Land premium membership program includes three tiers of membership, as well as the option to click on the “Support” tab for those who just want to help us out whenever, without joining the program or adding any recurring “appointment-based” payments to their budgets. We love that feature of Buy Me a Coffee (or “Buy Us a Beer” in our case…you drink what you like).
For those who do choose to become members, we hope we have provided value and we are planning to add benefits along the way, in addition to providing special giveaways, events, etc. (more on that below). We have also provided subscription options — with monthly or annual memberships. The annual cost essentially gives you 12 months for the price of 10.
Current Benefits
The current membership benefits depend on which level of support you choose — Homegrown Player, TAM Player, or Designated Player level. Each level includes all benefits from the lower tiers, with additional benefits for each higher level.
Homegrown Player: This is a basic set-it-and-forget-it level of support for The Mane Land, providing a way for our readers and podcast listeners to contribute to the success of TML‘s independence goals. We want to compensate our current volunteers, replace lost income of those who previously received small stipends from being part of the SBNation network, add photographers, attract new writers, and expand our coverage. Additionally, each Homegrown Player Level member will be recognized in a Lion Links column, which is still typically our most widely read post of each day and one of the top daily links columns among soccer sites. Homegrown Player Level members will also be included in any future prize drawings we have or events we host and may be subject to future benefits as they are added.
TAM Player: In addition to Homegrown Player benefits, TAM Players will receive a new weekly e-newsletter in their inbox (unless you opt out…some people hate email). These will be informal missives from myself, other TML writers, or a combination, discussing what’s on our mind regarding Orlando City, the Pride, OCB, or soccer in general. Think of it as an extra post from our site that may cover multiple topics. Additionally, you’ll get a 10% discount from our web shop items that we control (presently, that means everything except our listed MLS Shop items). We will definitely have more benefits coming for this level soon and will look for opportunities to include additional benefits as they become available.
Designated Player: This limited availability level of support includes all perks from the Homegrown and TAM levels, but it goes beyond. Your discount at our webshop (for items we control) will be 15% off. Additionally, we’ll send you Zoom links to watch us “make the doughnuts” whenever we record the podcast. This includes when we interview guests. You’ll see how the sausage is made behind the scenes and everything that we say, some of which will end up on the cutting room floor before the final podcast is sent out. This includes both The Mane Land PawedCast and SkoPurp Soccer: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. And after two months of membership you can commission a bonus episode of either podcast simply by letting us know what topic you want us to cover. Think of this as an extended Ask Us Anything. We’ll do a whole show about your topic and you can even join us to discuss it if you wish.
The DP Level will certainly have additional benefits tacked on as we move forward. It is currently limited to 40 members but could be expanded slightly depending on demand and our Zoom attendance.
Future Benefits / Benefits Under Consideration
While we won’t be able to schedule these due to the random nature of items falling into our hands, there will be periodic prize giveaways in drawings that include all of our members, regardless of level. The catch is that you get one entry per level of support, meaning Homegrown Player Level members will get one entry per prize drawing, TAM Player Level members will get two entries per drawing, and Designated Player Level members get three entries for prize drawings. Some of the kinds of items we have come across in the past include match tickets, trinkets, posters, scarves, and so on.
We are planning to add a message board to our website, well…soon-ish is the word that comes to mind. The plan for the message board is to build our community and further the discussion about the club. As part of this, we’re planning an exclusive, members-only area of that message board that TAM and DP members can access. This will be a place our staff can share informational nuggets we can’t necessarily write stories about for various reasons and interact with our members on a daily basis.
Other things in the works include meet-and-greets/watch parties where you can chat with TML staff members and catch a road match with a bunch of like-minded Orlando City/Pride fans while we all cheer on the team together. There may also be other informal outings with one or more members of the staff, organized fantasy leagues, random Zoom calls for Q&A sessions, and perhaps even some organized group outings for Orlando City / Pride matches, national team games, etc.
The Most Important Part of This Post
Remember at the top of this post, when I said the most important part is at the bottom? Well, that seems like a long time ago, now, so it’s OK if you’ve already forgotten.
The most important part of our membership program is you. We want your feedback so we can make this program something that interests and excites you. We want to know what you like and dislike about this program. We want to know if there are some things we didn’t think of that interest you. If you like what we’re offering, tell us! If you hate what we’re offering, we want to know what you’d prefer instead or in addition. If you want to go drinking with Dave, we can probably arrange that, but it’ll be a unique tier and we’ll have to figure out the cost of that.
No idea is too crazy to suggest, even if it’s too insane for us to actually offer. Let us know what you want from your subscription and we’ll see if that’s something we can do. We’ll make it easy for you by putting the form right here below this post, which is now concluded.
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