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The Mane Land MLS Power Rankings: Week 1
With the first week of MLS action in the books, let's take a look back and organize a whirlwind weekend of soccer action. All aboard the "Don't Look Now But Toronto Might Be The Favorite to Win It All" Bandwagon in this week's inaugural Mane Land MLS Power Rankings. Let's get to it.
The Best
1. LA Galaxy (2-0 W vs. Chicago)
So you’re the defending MLS Cup champions and your team captain and reigning MVP did this after scoring the second goal in your 2-0 demolition of the Chicago Fire? That will always be good for the first overall spot in these power rankings. If a goal-scoring, fiery Irishman is entertaining, then a goal-scoring, fiery Irishman dropping f-bombs on Spanish language television is even more entertaining.
The Galaxy out-shot the Fire 13-8 overall and won the possession battle throughout, forcing Chicago into 33 clearances on opening night. If the champs can keep up that level of play even before acquiring Steven Gerrard this summer, than it might be a tall task to dethrone them.
2. Seattle Sounders (3-0 W vs. New England)
The reigning Supporters’ Shield and U.S. Open Cup winners were dominant on the score sheet in their 3-0 win over MLS Cup runners-up New England Revolution on Sunday night, but the action on the field would suggest that these two teams weren’t so far apart. The Revs actually had more shots than the rave green victors, and even forced Brad Evans and Chad Marshall into more than a few clearances to keep the clean sheet. But when you have the offensive firepower to score goals like this one, it’s hard to beat you.
Can the Sounders keep up the scoring to overcome their defensive deficiencies? We'll see. For now, they'll stay second.
3. Toronto FC (3-1 W at Vancouver)
Am I drinking the TFC Kool-Aid for the second straight year? You betcha. Last year’s “bloody big deal” turned into a “bloody big mess” after Jermain Defoe took his ball and went home in response to Roy Hodgson leaving him off of the England World Cup squad, but this year’s team feels different. Jozy Altidore has got to be hungry for goals after getting comfortable on the Sunderland bench the last two seasons and Michael Bradley has taken the captain’s armband. They haven’t forgotten how the wheels fell off last year, and with Bradley taking over as skipper, something tells me they won’t be allowed to forget it either. The big question I have for this team is whether record DP signing Sebastian Giovinco will produce at the levels his wage demands. If you want proof that this team can take off, just check out this goal.
Can Giovinco produce more balls like that one to give Altidore the kind of service he was so very often without in England? Can the Reds survive their brutal seven-game season opening road stretch while BMO field is still undergoing renovation? The coming weeks will tell. For now, I'll take a refill on this delicious Kool-Aid and hop on the bandwagon before it picks up too much speed.
4. Houston Dynamo (1-0 W vs. Columbus)
Is this a little high? Definitely. But it gives me an excuse to talk about Houston goalkeeper Tyler Deric and post this gif.
After seeing Deric do Tim Howard-esque things this weekend against a strong Columbus Crew SC side, I began to understand why the Dynamo were so willing to part ways Tally Hall in the off-season.
To be frank, Columbus totally outplayed Houston. The Crew held a 60-40 advantage in possession, had 10 more shots than the Dynamo, including doubling their output of shots on frame, and if it weren’t for a moment of brilliance from Kofi Sarkodie they could well have left BBVA Compass Stadium with a road point in their season opener. But that’s soccer. Sometimes you can dominate the game and lose on the road. All it takes is a heroic effort from the opposing goalkeeper and one well-taken chance.
5. D.C. United (1-0 W vs. Montreal)
What’s that? D.C. United got a new play-by-play announcer this year? You mean that whenever the Black and Red score we won’t be hearing “It’s in the net! It’s in the net! D.C. United!”? Wait, this new guy got REALLY excited when Jairo Arrieta scored in the 56th minute of the opener? Ok, I’m in. Announcers with overzealous use of their vocal chords are always a good thing. Give me all of the D.C. United stock.
6. FC Dallas (1-0 W vs. San Jose)
While San Jose isn’t exactly the 1927 Yankees (Self-five for the Big Dog on the cross sport reference there) the Quakes do still have Chris Wondolowski who, no matter how you feel about him post-Brazil, is as prolific a goal scorer as there is in the league. FC Dallas had multiple chances in the game, including a good chance for Blas Perez before halftime, but took until stoppage time to put in a winner. Even with last year’s Rookie of the Year, Tesho Akindele, and Perez, I’m reserving judgement of Dallas until further notice. They land here in the rankings simply because they won.
7. New York Red Bulls (1-1 T at SKC)
8. Sporting Kansas City (1-1 T vs. NYRB)
Both of these teams have been in the better half of the league for a few years now, with some silverware between them. However, with the Red Bulls losing Thierry Henry and SKC trying to overcome the sale of Oriol Rosell, they’re both in a transitional period as well. Peter Vermes has proven himself as a coach, and SKC’s game plan worked nearly to perfection on Sunday, limiting the Red Bulls’ ability to work the ball through the midfield to get service in for last year’s golden boot winner Bradley Wright-Phillips. That is, until Lloyd Sam got loose.
With Dom Dwyer wasting more good chances than me on prom night, and Matt Beslar recklessly earning a red card late on, this game could have turned out much differently. As it was, I'll give NYRB the advantage for taking a road point.
9. New York City FC (1-1 T at Orlando City)
10. Orlando City SC (1-1 T vs. NYCFC)
Ok, so I know you're gonna knock me for putting Man City Jr. ahead of the Lions, but follow me here.
The fact about these two teams is that we know nothing about either of them. They played each other to a 1-1 draw in the preseason and then proceeded to do the same in the season opener, which doesn’t exactly set a precedent for either. What do we know about these teams? Mix Diskerud has beautiful hair, Aurelien Collin likes the color red, and Kaká is gonna bring it in MLS. Other than that, the unknowns outweigh the facts. NYCFC goes ahead of Orlando this week because Jason Kreis is proven MLS head coach, and the “Soccer Yankees” took a point on the road. Look for some movement from these two in next week’s edition of the rankings.
The Rest
If there's one thing that will not earn you any points in these power rankings, it's 0-0 draws (I'm looking at you Salt Lake, Portland, Philly and Colorado.) Salt Lake and Portland figure to be a good bet to crack the top 10 at some point this season, but the same cannot be said for the Rapids and Union. For now though, here's how the bottom 10 shakes out.
11. Real Salt Lake (0-0 T at Portland Timbers)
12. Colorado (0-0 T at Philadelphia Union)
13. Portland Timbers (0-0 T vs. Real Salt Lake)
14. New England Revolution (0-3 L at Seattle Sounders)
New England was without arguably their two best players in Jermaine Jones and Lee Nguyen. Will their return affect these rankings? 100%, yes, take it to the bank. For now though, the Revs find their place here.
15. Columbus Crew SC (0-1 L at Houston Dynamo)
16. Vancouver Whitecaps (1-3 L vs. Toronto FC)
17. Philadelphia Union (0-0 T vs. Colorado Rapids)
18. Montreal Impact (0-1 L at D.C. United)
19. Chicago Fire (0-2 L at LA Galaxy)
20. San Jose Earthquakes (0-1 L at FC Dallas)
Do you like how these rankings turned out? Me neither. Let's get back together next week and see if we can do better.
Polling Closed
Player | Votes |
LA Galaxy | 16 |
Seattle Sounders | 31 |
Toronto FC | 6 |
Orlando City SC | 17 |
Chivas USA | 15 |
Someone Else | 1 |
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A Note About Hurricane Milton and The Mane Land
First of all, be safe. Second of all, be safe. Third of all, here’s what’s up regarding our upcoming schedule.
Hello, Mane Landers! With another powerful storm bearing down on the Sunshine State, it’s good to know that Orlando City and OCB are off and the Pride are on the road this weekend. We hope that everyone remains safe as Hurricane Milton passes through and near the areas in which many of you (and us) live.
As always, I hate writing these pieces but it seems to be required at least once per year, so I wanted to let everyone know that we at The Mane Land are going to do our best to continue our normal coverage and publication schedule as best we can — understanding that we are not a priority for anyone in the area at the moment. Our schedule in the coming days is not really up to us, as there are always unknown aspects to every storm, and while Hurricane Milton may or may not disrupt some or all of us personally, there are cell, internet, and electricity services that could be affected — something far beyond our control — to the point where our normal service isn’t possible. So we ask that you be aware of that and to be patient if that happens.
Hopefully our cable/satellite/electricity/internet will stay on for all the normal reasons, as well as so we can continue our coverage of Orlando’s soccer teams.
As Hurricane Milton threatens our state, we want to wish all of you the best of luck. Mother Nature is not a force to be trifled with, so we hope that everyone takes the mindset to err on the side of caution rather than take unnecessary risks. The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
For those who read us throughout the Central Florida area and beyond, please let this serve as a reminder that several of our writers will be within reach of the storm, and all or some of us could find ourselves without power, internet, and/or cell service soon. Some of our staff members live in the more vulnerable areas along the Gulf Coast and Space Coast, where flooding could be severe.
When The Weather Channel sends people to your area to broadcast about the storm, you definitely take notice.
The safety of the TML staff is obviously of paramount importance to me. I urge all of our staff to take appropriate precautions, including – should they deem it necessary – evacuation. I urge everyone to be wherever they’re going to be by 5 p.m. tonight and then to stay put. As a website, we will strive to continue to function as normally as possible over the coming days.
I will personally do everything in my power (provided I have power and either the internet or cell service, or both) to maintain the site’s schedule of features with whatever breaking news we can cover over the span of the storm’s passing and beyond. However, please be aware that the site could potentially go without updates for an indeterminate period if the storm is particularly destructive and leaves us without power/internet, or with more immediate problems that must be overcome before we can even think about sitting down to write a blog post or record a podcast. This may be unavoidable, but we will do everything we can to avoid it.
I will try to provide updates from The Mane Land Twitter account (@TheManeLand) periodically to let people know that we’re OK as I get reports from our staff, and what the status of stories will be over the days (and weeks, if need be) to come. We hope the storm isn’t too disruptive to our daily functions but…this is a blog and it is infinitely less important than real life. I guess what I’m trying to say is that we’ll do what we have to do and get back to normal as quickly as we can.
Hopefully I’ll be able to look back on this post in a few days and laugh about having written it.
But this is a two-way community, so enough about us. Where are you located in relation to the storm’s path? What are you doing to prepare for the hurricane? Are you getting out of harm’s way, or are you staying put? How are you planning to pass the time? What are your best hurricane hacks? Let us know what you’re up to in the comments section below and keep us updated on how the weather is affecting your area.
Stay safe, Lion Nation.
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Reflecting on Eight Years with The Mane Land
A look back over my time with The Mane Land (so far).
As of last week, I have been a contributor at The Mane Land for eight years. That’s longer than I’ve ever been at any of my actual jobs in my life. There are literally only a couple of people who have been with the site longer, but I’m still amazed at how long it’s been. This is not to say I’m going anywhere, but rather I wanted to take the opportunity to look back at the past eight years, and look ahead to the future.
Unlike some, I didn’t come to be a supporter of Orlando City until it was announced that the club was joining MLS. At the time, I was contemplating picking a club to follow in MLS, but being in Tallahassee, there were no nearby options at that time. I considered FC Dallas and D.C. United, given the two were geographically closer in proximity to me than any others. Fortunately, it was literally while I was considering my options that the announcement was made regarding Orlando City’s jump to MLS. It was an easy decision.
As I do in many aspects of my life, I immediately started researching my new club, which led me to the content being produced by The Mane Land. There was also an article on the site titled “Join The Mane Land Staff.” I had often over the years internally bemoaned that I rarely used my Bachelor’s degree in English, and the desire to write welled up in me so much that I emailed the staff.
In response, one of our former editors, Andrew Marcinko, contacted me and said “I think your voice would be a great fit on TML.” He asked me to submit a Fan Post (those went away with our presence on SBN), and then another piece for review. Following that, our founder and managing editor, Michael Citro, emailed me to welcome me to the staff. I had no idea at the time how big a part of my life this blog would become.
I started out writing Monday’s Lions Links — often one of the more difficult days to write — and a feature piece. It’s been many years gone by now, but there was a time when the feature piece was “Pride Pub,” an ongoing series that paired craft beer and good food based on Orlando City’s opponent. I can tell you that the research for that was very enjoyable, and I still use some of the recipes I found to this day.
Eventually, I started contributing more match coverage and analytical pieces. Staff came and went, but I never thought to leave since I was enjoying myself. Sometime after that, I was promoted to senior columnist, for which I’m grateful. I can without reservation say that I’m a better writer thanks to my time with the site, and from working with such excellent staff.
In November of 2016, Michael asked if I wanted to give co-hosting The Mane Land PawedCast a try. My first recording was for Episode 71. We just recorded Episode 354, and with the exception of maybe two or three episodes, I have been on every single one of 283 episodes over the last six plus years. Michael and I have spent a lot of time talking on and off the podcast over the years, and I’m proud of what we have produced and to call him my friend.
We recently added an Orlando Pride-specific podcast called Skopurp: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. For years we wanted to give the Pride the time and attention the club deserves. Now, it is a reality, but one that I ask you to listen to and share. I’ll even put out that although Michael and I are the current hosts, we merely consider ourselves stewards and are hoping to get others to come onboard and eventually take it to the next level.
When I started with The Mane Land, the site had just made the move from a free WordPress site to the SBNation network. It was a big deal, and for many years it was a good partnership. Of course that all came to an end not too long ago, and our blog went the independent route thanks to the incredibly generous support of our readers and listeners. In fact, if you want to be one of those supporting our efforts, please go to our Buy Me A Coffee site to become a member. The move has allowed a flexibility we didn’t have before, but I really want others to have the same sense of joy and accomplishment that I have as a member of our staff.
At one point we had nearly twice the staff that we do now, and as you know, many hands make light work. The opposite of that is also true. I genuinely believe that there must be others out there with the same passion for Orlando City as I have — with the same desire to have their voice heard, whether through the written word or on a podcast. I promise you there is an opportunity to contribute here with us. Our internal discussions are informative, engaging, and often funny. Please consider joining us, as I did eight years ago. I haven’t regretted it and I know you won’t either.
I want to thank all of those who contributed to The Mane Land over the years. There are many that I am still in touch with, though they are no longer a part of the staff. Of course, the current staff are a pleasure to work with, and I appreciate their dedication to what we are trying to do.
Finally, I want to thank the readers and listeners over the years. From those who regularly comment on our articles, to those that I’ve personally met at matches or even randomly on the street, you are a big reason that we do all of this. You are a big reason why I’ve been doing this for the better part of a decade. it is always a genuine pleasure hearing your thoughts or simply sharing a moment of joy together — U.S. Open Cup final, anyone?
So, thank you. I look forward to many more years of this journey together.
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The Mane Land Announces Membership Program
Maximize your Mane Land experience with our new TML membership program while supporting our independent efforts.
Hello, readers of The Mane Land and listeners of our podcasts. Before you start reading this, please note that the most important part of this post is at the end. So, don’t stop until you get to the bottom.
You may recall that when we left SBNation to become independent, we really weren’t sure the best way to go about that. Many of our readers and listeners generously offered to help us make that transition, but we still weren’t sure the best path forward, so we took a poll.
The poll was pretty much split down the middle between those who preferred a one-time, Kickstarter-style campaign (which we did, and those of you who stepped up to help completely blew us away!) and those who favored a Patreon-style, subscription-based membership with extra perks. In fact, the member subscriptions option got a few more votes in our poll.
The folks who took part in our GoFundMe fundraiser were fantastic and are now immortalized on this very site on the “Our Founders” page. But we had always planned to give folks the option to choose whichever method of support they preferred and we tried to communicate that throughout the process. It took a little longer than expected to get up and running, but our membership subscription program is now in place! (You may notice the fancy new banner ad about it on the home page, echoed below.)
Part of that delay was thinking up something that didn’t encroach on the benefits we gave our Founders. Those folks helped us get started and deserve the exclusivity of the perks they got. The other part of the delay is that there just aren’t enough hours in the day. (However, for you guys, I’m willing to be cloned.)
We have utilized the popular Buy Me a Coffee platform to run this program. You can find the basics here. The Mane Land premium membership program includes three tiers of membership, as well as the option to click on the “Support” tab for those who just want to help us out whenever, without joining the program or adding any recurring “appointment-based” payments to their budgets. We love that feature of Buy Me a Coffee (or “Buy Us a Beer” in our case…you drink what you like).
For those who do choose to become members, we hope we have provided value and we are planning to add benefits along the way, in addition to providing special giveaways, events, etc. (more on that below). We have also provided subscription options — with monthly or annual memberships. The annual cost essentially gives you 12 months for the price of 10.
Current Benefits
The current membership benefits depend on which level of support you choose — Homegrown Player, TAM Player, or Designated Player level. Each level includes all benefits from the lower tiers, with additional benefits for each higher level.
Homegrown Player: This is a basic set-it-and-forget-it level of support for The Mane Land, providing a way for our readers and podcast listeners to contribute to the success of TML‘s independence goals. We want to compensate our current volunteers, replace lost income of those who previously received small stipends from being part of the SBNation network, add photographers, attract new writers, and expand our coverage. Additionally, each Homegrown Player Level member will be recognized in a Lion Links column, which is still typically our most widely read post of each day and one of the top daily links columns among soccer sites. Homegrown Player Level members will also be included in any future prize drawings we have or events we host and may be subject to future benefits as they are added.
TAM Player: In addition to Homegrown Player benefits, TAM Players will receive a new weekly e-newsletter in their inbox (unless you opt out…some people hate email). These will be informal missives from myself, other TML writers, or a combination, discussing what’s on our mind regarding Orlando City, the Pride, OCB, or soccer in general. Think of it as an extra post from our site that may cover multiple topics. Additionally, you’ll get a 10% discount from our web shop items that we control (presently, that means everything except our listed MLS Shop items). We will definitely have more benefits coming for this level soon and will look for opportunities to include additional benefits as they become available.
Designated Player: This limited availability level of support includes all perks from the Homegrown and TAM levels, but it goes beyond. Your discount at our webshop (for items we control) will be 15% off. Additionally, we’ll send you Zoom links to watch us “make the doughnuts” whenever we record the podcast. This includes when we interview guests. You’ll see how the sausage is made behind the scenes and everything that we say, some of which will end up on the cutting room floor before the final podcast is sent out. This includes both The Mane Land PawedCast and SkoPurp Soccer: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. And after two months of membership you can commission a bonus episode of either podcast simply by letting us know what topic you want us to cover. Think of this as an extended Ask Us Anything. We’ll do a whole show about your topic and you can even join us to discuss it if you wish.
The DP Level will certainly have additional benefits tacked on as we move forward. It is currently limited to 40 members but could be expanded slightly depending on demand and our Zoom attendance.
Future Benefits / Benefits Under Consideration
While we won’t be able to schedule these due to the random nature of items falling into our hands, there will be periodic prize giveaways in drawings that include all of our members, regardless of level. The catch is that you get one entry per level of support, meaning Homegrown Player Level members will get one entry per prize drawing, TAM Player Level members will get two entries per drawing, and Designated Player Level members get three entries for prize drawings. Some of the kinds of items we have come across in the past include match tickets, trinkets, posters, scarves, and so on.
We are planning to add a message board to our website, well…soon-ish is the word that comes to mind. The plan for the message board is to build our community and further the discussion about the club. As part of this, we’re planning an exclusive, members-only area of that message board that TAM and DP members can access. This will be a place our staff can share informational nuggets we can’t necessarily write stories about for various reasons and interact with our members on a daily basis.
Other things in the works include meet-and-greets/watch parties where you can chat with TML staff members and catch a road match with a bunch of like-minded Orlando City/Pride fans while we all cheer on the team together. There may also be other informal outings with one or more members of the staff, organized fantasy leagues, random Zoom calls for Q&A sessions, and perhaps even some organized group outings for Orlando City / Pride matches, national team games, etc.
The Most Important Part of This Post
Remember at the top of this post, when I said the most important part is at the bottom? Well, that seems like a long time ago, now, so it’s OK if you’ve already forgotten.
The most important part of our membership program is you. We want your feedback so we can make this program something that interests and excites you. We want to know what you like and dislike about this program. We want to know if there are some things we didn’t think of that interest you. If you like what we’re offering, tell us! If you hate what we’re offering, we want to know what you’d prefer instead or in addition. If you want to go drinking with Dave, we can probably arrange that, but it’ll be a unique tier and we’ll have to figure out the cost of that.
No idea is too crazy to suggest, even if it’s too insane for us to actually offer. Let us know what you want from your subscription and we’ll see if that’s something we can do. We’ll make it easy for you by putting the form right here below this post, which is now concluded.
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