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2016 TML Major League Soccer Power Rankings: Week 3.5
Soccer had what is colloquially known as "an international break" this weekend with national teams from across the world meeting up to decide patriotic bragging rights in living rooms, taverns, bars, pubs, and office water coolers the world over. Despite its best misgivings of being a top-division professional soccer league, Major League Soccer thought it best to contest three regular season games that count in the standings this weekend, perhaps as a much-needed soccer salve to sooth your beleaguered heart that may or may not be in shambles or on fire following Jurgen Klinsmann's most embarrassing moment since he wet his shorts in the third grade during lunch (allegedly).
That being said, this weekend's action actually did make me smile and think about the league as a whole, and that'll be reflected in your most important six-and-a-half-minute read of the week — the TML power rankings.
1. FC Dallas (Last Week: 1)
Watching Dallas play against D.C. United was an exercise in sadism. The fellows from our nation’s capital looked about as able to stop the Dallas attack as our congress is able to do its job without making an ass of itself. The cavernous gap between these teams was so wide and deep in this game that if you used quarters you wouldn’t even be able to fill it with the entire national debt. This game was so bad for D.C. that the people of the city nearly voted to give up their District of Columbia status and become a part of the state of Maryland so as to become more anonymous out of shame.
When Fabian Espindola blew that penalty in the 67th minute after what is a serious candidate for weakest penalty call of all time, Rasheed Wallace — in an alternate universe that exists only in my head where he is a soccer fan — was smiling.
2. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 2)
Here’s a thought that I haven’t heard on the internets yet: Why doesn’t the national team hire Peter Vermes after it fires Jurgen Klinsmann? Oh wait, probably because Sunil Gulati thinks he can convince José Mourinho to coach a team that includes Jozy Altidore.
3. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 3)
4. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 4)
5. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 5)
Somewhere in his crazy, egotistical mind, Caleb Porter probably thinks he ought to be the favorite for the national team gig.
6. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 6)
Don't let your personal bias against Red Bull influence your opinions on the Red Bulls. Until I see MLS allow a team called Monster FC or Five Hour Energy FC to exist, New York is the best team named after an energy drink in the league.
7. Toronto FC (Last Week: 7)
8. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 8)
Pedro Morales has scored four goals this season and all of them have been on converted penalties. Wouldn’t it just be the most adorable, MLS thing ever if he reached double figures without scoring from open play? “Tickled” wouldn’t even come close to describing me on the day this happens.
9. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 9)
Though he obviously isn't and hasn't been the Quakes' coach for awhile, I think San Jose fans of the national team might be able to appreciate this tweet.
Frank Yallop would get better results at no aesthetic cost. #USMNT
— Jason Anderson (@chestrockwell14) March 26, 2016
10. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 10)
Houston may not have won this week on the field, but they continue to win my heart. I can't remember the last time I saw an MLS team use so many creative dummies in its attack. I have such high hopes for this team, just so long as they can pretend to defend every now and again.
11. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 11)
12. Columbus Crew SC (Last Week: 12)
13. Orlando City (Last Week: 13)
Cyle Larin is still on pace to score 34 goals this season. Sensing a theme yet?
14. New York City FC (Last Week: 14)
What does it say about MLS and the USMNT that David Villa is the best player on his team and can’t even get a sniff from the Spanish national team anymore? He’s got teammates (looking at you Mix Diskerud) that routinely get international call-ups despite not bringing an iota of his productivity to the field. If I were Villa in that locker room, I’d be talking enough trash to fill a dumpster.
Also, Frank Lampard has still been unable to make his 2016 MLS debut. I get more glee from this fact than I do from the sound of my morning coffee being brewed, and anyone else with a caffeine addiction will hopefully understand the weight of that statement.
15. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 15)
How miserable must Union fans (and Impact fans, for that matter) be watching Andrew Wenger suddenly spring to life in Houston? It’s sort of like after you dump a girl and she suddenly gets way prettier with her next boyfriend; not a good feeling.
16. New England Revolution (Last Week: 16)
Add Jay Heaps to the “Sigi Schmid List of Coaches on the Hot Seat.” I’m not saying the Revs are done for this season, but they’ll need to create a Jermaine Jones clone or something to salvage it.
17. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 17)
18. D.C. United (Last Week: 18)
Somebody back me up here. Can I get an amen?
Can we get a @dcunited throwback? It’ll be like when the @memgrizz wear the Memphis Sounds jerseyspic.twitter.com/DAoCfUB9Os
— Jeff Milby (@j_milbz) March 28, 2016
Tell me this wouldn't be the coolest thing MLS has done in the jersey department since ever?
19. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 19)
20. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 20)
What? You expected me to make changes to last week's rankings after a three-game weekend? Please. The only thing dumber than the idea of a three-game MLS week is the guy who designed the latest batch of Nike national team jerseys. It's like they just procrastinated until an hour before the meeting to present their designs, but the people in charge were too busy rolling around naked in piles of money to care. Those USA jerseys are by far my least favorite jersey of any team I consider myself to be a fan of in any sport ever. I'd rather watch the Mets in their "Turn Ahead the Clock" Jerseys from 1999 that saw them become the "Mercury Mets." In fact, I'd rather have had my 3-year-old niece design the USMNT strips. At least than we would've gotten something with at least 15 seconds of thought behind it.
Orlando City
Orlando City vs. San Jose Earthquakes: Preview, How to Watch, TV Info, Live Stream, Lineups, Match Thread, and More
Orlando City restarts its 2026 MLS campaign late tonight out west at San Jose.
Welcome to your match thread for a late night midweek matchup tonight between Orlando City (4-9-2, 14 points) and the San Jose Earthquakes (10-3-2, 32 points) at PayPal Park (10:30 p.m., Apple TV). This is the only scheduled meeting between the teams in 2026 and the first time the teams have met since 2024.
Here’s what you need to know ahead of tonight’s match.
History
Orlando City is 3-1-3 in the previous seven MLS meetings with the Quakes since the club joined Major League Soccer in 2015. The Lions got their only away win in the series in the last meeting and enter tonight 1-1-2 on the road against San Jose.
The teams last met on May 18, 2024, with Jack Lynn coming off the bench to score the game’s only goal. Lynn’s strike in the 89th minute broke the scoreless deadlock and lifted the Lions to a 1-0 victory.
The teams met in Orlando most recently way back on June 22, 2021, with the Lions beating the Quakes down, 5-0. Orlando got things started with an early penalty kick goal by Nani, followed by braces from Benji Michel and Daryl Dike to easily put the game away. The lasting memory from the game is Michel’s celebratory dance wearing a cowboy hat that came out of the stands.
Prior to that Orlando City romp, the last time the teams met was on Aug. 31, 2019 when the Lions got freight trained 3-0 at Avaya Stadium, giving the Quakes their first win in the series. San Jose’s offense came via a Chris Wondolowski brace and an early opening goal by Magnus Eriksson. Orlando looked flat and weary out of the gate.
The Lions were victorious in Exploria Stadium in the 2018 meeting on April 21, a 3-2 Orlando win. It was the first win in the series for either side after three straight draws. Chris Mueller, Sacha Kljestan, and Dom Dwyer gave the Lions a 3-0 lead before Florian Jungwirth pulled two back in the game’s late stages.
The Lions led all of the first three matches in the second half only to see San Jose pull level, with two of those tying goals coming late. In the 2017 meeting, Carlos Rivas finally broke the scoreless tie and gave Orlando City the lead in the 81st minute, but Wondolowski spoiled the Lions’ night with an equalizer two minutes later as the teams drew at Avaya Stadium, 1-1.
In 2016, the Lions were gut-punched in the 94th minute in an emotional match that ended in a 2-2 draw. It was the first home match following the Pulse nightclub tragedy and what appeared to be a storybook ending to a cathartic win turned sour on a last-gasp equalizer by Shea Salinas. Seb Hines — now the Orlando Pride’s head coach — opened the scoring for Orlando, only to see Chad Barrett tie it up. Julio Baptista restored the lead in stoppage time, but Salinas ruined everything.
The two teams also drew in the first meeting, a 1-1 affair at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, with the Lions down to 10 men after Brek Shea was sent off in the first half. Kaká and Wondolowski each scored from the penalty spot four minutes apart in that initial meeting.
Overview
The teams meet tonight to get their post-World Cup portion of the season started. Orlando City has been terrible on the road all season long, keeping only one MLS opponent under two goals all year away from home and allowing five goals twice (at New York City FC and Nashville) and six goals twice (at LAFC and in the team’s most recent match away at FC Cincinnati just before the break).
Orlando City is a putrid 1-6-1 on the road this season, and now the Lions must face the Western Conference co-leaders tonight before coming home to face Supporters’ Shield-leading Nashville SC at home on Saturday. They’ll have to play at least tonight’s game without Martin Ojeda, who is out with a thigh injury sustained some time between his first-half goal a week ago in a friendly against FC Dallas and the time the availability report dropped on Tuesday.
But it isn’t all bad news for the Lions, who should have both Antoine Griezmann and Dike in the lineup. Griezmann was the club’s highly prized and widely publicized summer Designated Player signing, while Dike’s return to Orlando came together more recently, following his departure from West Bromwich Albion. They’ll help the club’s offense, but the attack hasn’t been the issue in 2026 — it’s been the historically porous defense, which is on pace to shatter the MLS record for goals conceded.
Meanwhile, San Jose is one of the first half of the season’s biggest surprises, as the Quakes have been outstanding in 2026. Scoring 34 goals while conceding just 15, San Jose is among the league leaders in goals scored (tied for third), goals conceded (third), and goal differential (+19, third).
The Earthquakes are 4-2-1 at home and are coming off a 3-1 road win at Portland in their last game prior to the World Cup break. San Jose boasts Golden Boot challenger Preston Judd, who leads the Quakes with 11 goals, adding two assists in his 15 appearances. Ousseni Bouda has chipped in five goals and three assists. Niko Tsakiris leads the team with seven assists to go along with his two goals, but he’s still recovering from a lower body injury and is not available tonight. However, the arrival of Timo Werner (four goals and five assists in just seven games) has truly elevated Bruce Arena’s Quakes, and he’ll need to be one of the main focal points for the Orlando defense.
To have any shot at taking something from this game, the Lions will need to play better road defense than they have all season. Orlando can score goals, but with Ojeda out, Griezmann will need to adapt quickly, and someone other than the team’s leading scorer will need to find the net.
The Lions will play without Ojeda (thigh), Joran Gerbet (knee), Nolan Miller (knee), Colin Guske (international duty), and Clovis Archage (international duty). In addition, Marco Pasalic may or may not have returned to the team after the World Cup. He was not in training Monday, although interim head coach Martin Perelman said he expected the Croatian back soon. The Earthquakes will be without Nonso Adimabua (lower body), former Lion Earl Edwards Jr. (lower body), DeJuan Jones (lower body), and Tsakiris (you guessed it, lower body…come on, San Jose).
Match Content
- Our most recent PawedCast includes our key matchups and score predictions for tonight’s match.
Official Lineups:
Orlando City (4-4-2)
Goalkeeper: Maxime Crepeau.
Defenders: Adrian Marin, David Brekalo, Robin Jansson, Griffin Dorsey.
Midfielders: Ivan Angulo, Braian Ojeda, Eduard Atuesta, Tiago.
Forwards: Justin Ellis, Antoine Griezmann.
Bench: Javier Otero, Bernardo Rhein, Tahir Reid-Brown, Zakaria Taifi, Iago, Wilder Cartagena, Luis Otavio, Harvey Sarajian, Tyrese Spicer
San Jose Earthquakes (4-2-3-1)
Goalkeeper: Angus Gunn.
Defenders: Jamar Ricketts, Reid Roberts, Daniel Munie, Benjamin Kikanovic.
Defensive Midfielders: Beau Lerouox, Ronaldo Vieira.
Attacking Midfielders: Timo Werner, Nick Fernandez, Ousseni Bouda.
Forwards: Preston Judd.
Bench: Jonathan Gonzalez, Dave Romney, Paul Marie, Jack Skahan, Jack Jasinski, Ian Harkes, Francesco Montali, Max Floriani, Darius Johnson.
Referees
REF: Elijio Arreguin.
AR1: Adam Wienckowski.
AR2: Mike Nickerson.
4TH: Timothy Ford.
VAR: Jose Carlos Rivero.
AVAR: TJ Zablocki.
How to Watch
Match Time: 10:30 p.m.
Venue: PayPal Park — San Jose, CA.
TV/Live Stream: Apple TV.
Radio: AM 810 FOX Sports Radio Orlando (English), Mega 97.1 FM (Spanish), Nossa Rádio 1160 AM-WRLZ (Portuguese).
Social Media: For rapid reaction and live updates, follow us on Bluesky Social at @themaneland.bsky.social or follow Orlando City’s official Twitter (@OrlandoCitySC) or Bluesky (@OrlandoCitySC) feed.
Enjoy the match. Go City!
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 542: Tampa Bay Friendly, McGuire Traded, OCB Beats Cincinnati, and More
Lions maul the Rowdies in friendly action, OCB wins on the road, and it’s transfer season.
Orlando City welcomed I-4 Derby rival Tampa Bay to Inter&Co Stadium for a friendly match on Wednesday and then proceeded to bludgeon the Rowdies with a couple of hammers named Antoine Griezmann and Justin Ellis. The two attackers combined for a goal and four assists in a 6-0 beatdown of the team from the Gulf Coast, with five different Lions scoring and Griffin Dorsey forcing an own goal. We discuss Griezmann’s first minutes with Orlando City, what the team showed in its formation, and how good Justin Ellis’ vision is.
Oh, and it’s also transfer season now. Duncan McGuire is on his way out and Marco Pasalic reportedly will follow soon, while a new left back may be headed from Spain to Orlando.
Following all of that, we discuss Maxime Crepeau being added to the MLS All-Star Team and the announcement that he’ll participate in the 2026 MLS All-Star Skills Challenge.
Our mailbagbox asked us about which World Cup semifinalist players we’d want to join Orlando this season (if we could only pick one), and more. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
After the mailbagbox, we dive into OCB’s 2-1 road win at FC Cincinnati 2. It wasn’t the prettiest game by the Young Lions, but they managed to do enough to earn three points on the road, where they’ll stay to face Chattanooga on Saturday. We briefly preview that game.
Finally, Orlando City will be in Dallas Wednesday for the second of two friendlies leading up to the restart of the MLS season. It’s unlikely we’ll get a lot of details about that one, but we’ll see what happens. Maybe the FC Dallas folks will help us out.
Be sure to rate and review our show wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, we’ll read any five-star reviews we get on Apple Podcasts on the next show.
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Here’s how No. 542 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City crushed the Rowdies, the transfer season is in full swing, plus: hey now, Crepeau’s an all-star.
28:50 – The mailbagbox is always good for a hypothetical scenario.
36:54 – The Young Lions slipped past Cincy and head to Chattanooga, while the senior Lions head to Dallas.
Podcasts
SkoPurp Soccer Episode 119: International Break, USWNT, Louisville Preview, and More
The Pride return from a long international break looking to get their first-ever road win against Racing Louisville.
It feels like months since the Orlando Pride last took the field, but the calendar says otherwise. If you believe calendars, it’s only been a little less than three weeks, but time moves strangely in the post-pandemic apocalyptic world.
Anyway, we don’t have a match to recap, so we touched on a couple of Pride players putting the ball in the net during the international break and chat a bit about the United States Women’s National Team’s three-game friendly series against Japan. Emma Hayes used a lot of players, and the team looked solid for two of the three matches, but the rotated middle game seemed a bit disjointed. Hayes has greatly expanded the player pool and will have plenty of options when the World Cup approaches.
Our mailbagbox had questions about a potential change in the NWSL schedule, as the league explores adopting the fall-to-spring slate, and opposition own goals. Remember, you can ask us anything by hitting us up on Twitter at either @TheManeLand or @SkoPurpSoccer and using the hashtag #AskSkoPurp. You can use that same hashtag and hit @TheManeLand.bsky.social up on Bluesky. Or you can visit our show page, scroll down, and fill out the handy form. We’d also appreciate any ratings or reviews you can leave wherever you get your podcasts, and if you do that on Apple Podcasts, we’ll find them easily and read them on the show.
After the mailbagbox, we turned our attention toward Friday’s late afternoon tussle with Racing Louisville in Kentucky. The Pride have never won on the road against Louisville, and it’s about high time they did. This match begins a congested push to the June World Cup break, and although Friday’s hosts aren’t high in the table, the Pride must be at their best to get a road result in this fixture. We look back at the series history, compare the two sides, provide our key matchups in the game, and make our final score predictions.
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Here’s how Episode 119 went down:
0:15 – We open the show with a little banter about the Pride in the international break and the USWNT’s series vs. Japan.
9:03 – The mailbagbox features questions via both eletronic mail and social media. We welcome all modes of delivery.
19:59 – The Pride travel to Louisville to face Racing. They’ve never won in Kentucky, but we inform them how to do so.
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