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The Mane Land 2016 Major League Soccer Power Rankings: Week 7

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Dear Orlando City fan,

I'm sure you have lots of problems with the Professional Referee Organization and its affiliated referees. I feel your pain. However, as I've argued in this very space recently, I don't believe that we should hold Major League Soccer or its on-field officials to any standard that they are so obviously incapable of reaching. Let's embrace it. MLS refs suck, but hey, at least you had a really exciting finish to a game your team should have won! Look on the bright side! Orlando is in the East and probably won't need those measly extra two points in the end anyway!

Love, Milby

1. FC Dallas (Last Week: 1)

Business as usual for Dallas this week, which means three things:

  • Dallas won
  • Dallas looked impressive
  • Almost no one was there to see it

Really though, who decided Frisco, Texas should be the location of the National Soccer Hall of Fame? Do the people of Frisco know that they have a (really good) professional soccer team there? Wait, why is there a professional soccer team in Frisco, Texas, anyway? Frisco is 30 minutes away from downtown Dallas, on the highway when there's nice traffic. It's literally as far as you can get from the DFW area and still reasonably refer to it as the DFW area. Here, look for yourself:

Now, I'm not from the area — so I'm super ignorant as to how Frisco actually relates to DFW — but I know that if I lived if Fort Worth, I probably wouldn't feel like going almost an hour out of my way, through tolls, to go see FC Dallas play.

2. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 4)

RSL is the only undefeated team left in MLS. I'll repeat that: RSL is the only undefeated team left in MLS. It's week 7 and the team from Utah hasn't lost after a month and a half of MLS play. RSL's GM Craig Waibel has put his name in the ring for the Doug Hamilton Executive of the Year Award (yes, that is a thing).

3. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 3)

Drogba scored for Montreal. Sure that's news, but the bigger story is that Montreal appears to have the talent and depth to give them serious staying power in the contenders conversation.

4. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 2)

Two losses in a week for Kansas City. Regardless, this team will be fine in the long run. I’m not certain if Peter Vermes knows his best lineup, or rather if he’s been able to unleash it upon the world yet.

5. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 5)

LA started to look the way a lot of folks expected them to this week, and Steven Gerrard had what might be his best game with the Galaxy sash across his chest. All without the services of Nigel de Jong (of leg-breaking fame) and Robbie Keane.

6. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 18)

I've been writing this column since the start of last season and I don't think in that span a team has ever jumped 12 spots in one week. Colorado continues to defy my expectations by winning. After the first week of action, it appears The Jermaine Jones Experience: Rocky Mountain Edition is going to be a massive hit. I don't know what I'll do if I can't keep making jokes about Pablo Mastroeni. Frankly, I'm at a loss for words about the Rapids.

Our friends over at Burgundy Wave aren't though:

7. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 7)

8. Orlando City (Last Week: 7)

I think we’re going to retire the “Cyle Larin is on pace for X goals” bit until further notice. If you need my ego, it’ll be in the bathroom crying in a pair of cutoffs. Like this:

9. Toronto FC (Last Week: 8)

Despite impressively winning its second road game of the season, TFC drops as a result of Colorado's ascension into the top 10. On the bright side, Toronto is halfway to its entire road-win total from last season and is one point away from matching its season-opening road trip from a year ago. Trips to Montreal and then Portland await before the Reds take the field at a newly roofed BMO Field.

10. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 9)

The Champs recorded their second victory of the season this week, but get bumped because of my aforementioned lack of respect for a Colorado team that is trying its best to appear legit. Admittedly not the ideal start to a championship defense, but Portland certainly will try to grab hold of some of last season's magic that is probably hiding somewhere in Liam Ridgewell's beard.

11. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 11)

Philly is a really good candidate for "Jekyll and Hyde Team of the Year" so far. I have no idea if they'll remain that way by season's end.

12. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 17)

Undefeated in three straight for Seattle. If the young core of Jordan Morris (who scored this week), Oalex Anderson (who has scored against the USA) and Cristian Roldan can grow together and improve around the Dempsey, Seattle might not be out of the argument yet.

13. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 10)

Vancouver's next two games will show what this team is capable of: Dallas and SKC at home. If they can sneak a victory from either of those two, I'll keep considering them as an actual team that matters this season.

14. New England Revolution (Last Week: 15)

A pretty meh draw for New England this week. The Revs appear to be just good enough to annoy good teams and occasionally take wins but not actually contend, although that will probably be good enough to make the playoffs in the East.

15. New York City FC (Last Week: 13)

The Soccer Yankees haven’t won since their first game, and I blame Patrick Vieira. Not because of any tactical decision he has made, and not because he hasn’t forced Frank Lampard to come out of retirement to play, but because of his wardrobe choices. His first game, Pat was all dolled up in a nice suit with a tie and an air of seriousness about him, but since he has relegated himself to wearing t-shirts with collars (aka a “polo”) and sweat pants. Dress for the job you want, Pat, not the one you have.

16. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 12)

I'm an unabashed Owen Coyle fan. I'm a sucker for a charmer in the Head Coach's seat, and I fell prey to Owen Coyle back when he was at Bolton. Perhaps Houston management did, too. Whether that is the case or isn't, Houston isn't winning so far this year after putting pieces in place that ought to have made them a contender. I'm not saying give up yet on Houston, but they're certainly not the team I think they can be.

17. D.C. United (Last Week: 14)

D.C. scores a perfect 10 on the "Teams I Really Don't Care About" scale.

18. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 19)

You can look at what I wrote about Dallas and just copy and paste it here, but replace "Frisco, Texas" with "Bridgeview, Ill." Jesus, I hate being a soccer fan sometimes because the people in charge have no idea what they're doing.

19. Columbus Crew SC (Last Week: 20)

C-Bus finally put one in the win column on a night when they were outdrawn by nearly 4,000 fans by would-be in-state rival Cincinnati two leagues down the pyramid in the USL. Not a good look for the team that plays in the supposed "Spiritual Home of U.S. Soccer."

20. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 16)

When it rains, it pours. Last season NYRB lost only 10 games. The Red Bulls are 60% of the way to reaching that total in just their seventh game of 2016. Luckily for them, and despite their on-field atrocities, they are only three points out of being tied for the last playoff position in the East, whereas it would be eight over in the West. The Red Bulls still can make the postseason, but their slow start almost assuredly means they'll be waving goodbye to their defense of the Supporters' Shield.

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PawedCast Episode 506: Cincinnati Rewind, OCB-Carolina Core, Columbus Preview, and More

The Lions claimed a late draw at Cincy and now host Columbus while OCB’s playoff hopes hang by a thread.

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Image courtesy of Orlando City SC / Jeremy Reper

Orlando City left it late again. Tyrese Spicer reprised his role from the Nashville game by providing the assist for a goal late in stoppage time, but this time it was a different goal scorer and a road draw instead of a home win. Alex Freeman played great against FC Cincinnati, so it was fitting that he literally pulled a point out of thin air on a Sunday night that saw the Lions squander numerous good opportunities to score while allowing the hosts only one Kevin Denkey strike.

We look back at the key moments, players, and plays of a critical road match, check our score predictions, and make our selections for Man of the Match, splitting the vote

This week’s mailbagbox asked us a pair of trivia questions and added an individual question for each host. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.

OCB got two points at Carolina Core FC when it needed three, but it did enough to stay alive in the postseason race but there is no margin for error. The Young Lions fell behind by two goals, battled back to get level, conceded again, and once again equalized on the road. Carlos Mercado then helped his team win the penalty shootout on his birthday to claim the extra point. OCB must beat FC Cincinnati 2 on Sunday at home and get help to reach the postseason.

Finally, Orlando City returns home with another game against a good team from the Buckeye State, as the Columbus Crew visits Inter&Co Stadium on Saturday. Whether Diego Rossi plays or not, the Crew are always a difficult opponent. We break down the series history, look at the battle ahead, provide our key matchups, and make our predictions for the final score.

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Here’s how No. 506 went down:

0:15 – Orlando City didn’t seem to want to put the ball in the net, but maybe that’s because it wasn’t yet the death of stoppage time. Earlier goals are OK too, guys!

27:55 – The mailbagbox offers trivia, but no prizes if we get them right.

39:11 – OCB was listening to Meat Loaf and thinking two out of three ain’t bad, and the senior Lions prepare for Columbus.

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PawedCast Episode 502: Galaxy Rewind, Ramiro Enrique Transfer News, OCB Defeats Crown Legacy, and More

Lions leave Leagues Cup empty handed, Ramiro Enrique could be on the move soon, OCB gets a vital win, and more

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Image of Oscar Pareja giving his team directions.
Image courtesy of Orlando City SC / Mark Thor

I couldn’t tell you why this show is nearly an hour other than the fact that we are verbose. Orlando City crashed out of Leagues Cup with back-to-back losses in games that had a Concacaf Champions Cup berth on the line. The Lions did almost nothing in the first half against the LA Galaxy on the road, and threw Martin Ojeda’s second-half equalizer away just seven minutes after he scored it with a horrendous turnover in their defensive third.

We discuss Orlando City’s 2-1 road loss, which featured one of Pedro Gallese’s best-ever saves as a Lion, although it ultimately didn’t matter much, looked back at our score predictions, and made our selections for Man of the Match.

We also discussed Seattle’s 3-0 win over Inter Miami in the final and the shenanigans that the Herons pulled after losing.

Ramiro Enrique was not in uniform Sunday night in the wake of reports that he’s about to be sold for a reported $3 million to a Saudi team. Although the timing isn’t perfect, it would be a good return for the Argentine striker.

This week’s mailbagbox asked about ice cream, donuts, Carlos Mercado vs. Javier Otero, and more. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.

OCB picked up a much-needed three points with a home win over Crown Legacy at the death that nearly immediately became a draw at the even more death. Mercado was sensational in the match for the Young Lions and Thalles scored the timely goal to push the club over the playoff line for the time being. I nearly started to preview an OCB game that is more than a week ago, but the important thing is I stopped myself, otherwise the show would have been even longer.

The senior Lions are also off this week, so we’ll see you next week!

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Here’s how No. 502 went down:

0:15 – Orlando City looked to be following the same script as in the win at LA back in March, but then coughed up the ball in a dangerous spot to one of the Galaxy’s best scorers.

29:36 – The mailbagbox is trying to make us fat(ter).

46:38 – OCB has put together two consecutive late wins as the Young Lions try to get back into playoff contention after several rough weeks.

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Announcement: Change to The Mane Land’s Approach to Live Updates on Social Media

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Here at The Mane Land, we were able to build a rather sizable following on social media early in our growth. We quickly surpassed a thousand followers while we were still a free independent WordPress site with just a few contributors posting about one new story per day. This helped us get the attention of SBNation, which we eventually joined.

When we joined SBNation’s roster of blogs, we quickly rose up the ranks to one of the most followed MLS team-specific accounts on Facebook and Twitter (especially the latter). We always had great engagement on Twitter, with mixed results on Facebook.

With all of that said, we take the relationship with our social media followers seriously, because our readers have helped our growth on those channels (and vice versa), and we know who our friends are. We’ve met a lot of our Twitter followers in person over the years, and we value those times we’ve spent with you.

All of this serves to preface that we’ve decided to change some things up, although it’s nothing too radical. Starting Friday, March 28, TML will no longer be live tweeting matches on Twitter (sorry, I’m still never going to call it X, because that’s dumb). We will also be reducing our already dwindling presence there. I want to emphasize that we are not deleting our account. We will continue to post new stories to the artist formerly known as Twitter. But that’s about all we’ll be doing there. This week’s OCB game will be the last match for which we’ll provide live updates on Twitter.

We will be moving all of our live game coverage to our Bluesky Social account.

Please note: This move should in no way be construed as a political one. There are several factors at play, and while some of our writers may not share political alignment with Twitter’s owner, that is not why I’ve chosen this course — with the support of the TML staff. If this was a political choice, we’d simply delete the account and quit using the platform entirely.

Once upon a time, Twitter used to drive a decent-ish (but, if I’m being honest, never great) amount of engagement to our website, which we could see in our analytics. It was also a place where we could engage with our followers, exchanging thoughts on the club and its players, and occasionally arguing a little bit about those topics.

Before you could simply buy a blue checkmark, Vox Media assisted us in getting vetted by the former ownership, which helped legitimize us as a reliable outlet covering Orlando City SC. That too helped us grow our follower base, but it all went away when the current owner decided to overpay for the platform and tried to monetize it by letting anyone buy a blue checkmark, flooding the non-checkmarked accounts with ads. That was the start of when we began seeing Twitter become less useful as a marketing tool for TML and when it started driving a lot less traffic to our website and podcasts.

Most of our post engagement on Twitter has dried up because of people leaving (or spending less time on) the platform. More likes and retweets are coming from bot accounts than ever before. Typically, we have been seeing a high percentage of post likes coming from obvious bot accounts. And it’s just not a pleasant place to be. There are far too many ads, and most of the “ads” we see in our feed aren’t advertising any service or product. They seem to be individual tweets boosted by…I don’t know, some algorithm, or maybe the account’s owner is actually paying for things like this to be boosted. Most, but not all, of those “ads” are political in nature, and many of the political ones feature easily disprovable lies.

But sometimes it’s random stuff like this:

When every fourth or fifth post is something like the above (or often something worse), it’s just not an enjoyable user experience. We’re not going to give the world’s richest man more money just to cleanse our timeline of it and have the old Twitter experience back (that’s the entire point of “premium,” to get us to pay to go ad free). That’s as valid a choice for a business model as any, I guess, but it’s not one we’re interested in boosting just to get things to go back to how they were.

Between the drop in engagement, the rise of unchecked bot activity, and the weirdness and frequency of the “ads,” it’s a place we’d like to spend less time. Again, we aren’t leaving. We’ll continue to let people on Twitter know when new stories drop. That’s always been our basic approach to Facebook, where we’ve never received a whole lot of engagement.

Bluesky Social, on the other hand, has been quite enjoyable in all the same ways Twitter used to be. With less than a third of the followers that we have on Twitter, our replies, likes, and reposts have been much higher on average over the past year, than those same posts on Twitter. Our podcast listeners submit far more questions there than on Twitter (but you can still ask on Twitter and we’ll answer them on the show). The Bluesky interface is slightly more clunky on desktop than Twitter (desktop is an important part of how I provide live updates during games), but it feels pretty much like Twitter used to. I have been trying to post on both Twitter and Bluesky for OCSC games, but doing both is problematic and more than a little stressful. By limiting live updates to Bluesky, it’ll make things easier for those of us doing this in our spare time for no real financial gain. I’m not asking the staff to start Bluesky accounts, but some of our writers already have them.

Our ask of you on this subject is…nothing. If you’re not on Bluesky, and you decide you don’t want or need another social media account, that’s a valid choice. If you want to join us on Bluesky, we’d love to see you. Our posts about our stories will be (and have been for some time) identical on both platforms (and on Facebook). The only change will be that we (mainly I) will spend more time on Bluesky, less on Twitter, and our live game coverage will be on Bluesky. You can still @ us on Twitter if you like. We may just be a bit less responsive.

Things change, especially technology and social media. Some of you remember MySpace. Or even AOL. It’s entirely possible that a future Twitter with better control of bots and ads may one day be worth egaging with more often again. That’s another reason for us not to delete the account.

At The Mane Land, our main reason for existence continues to be that we love telling the stories of our favorite MLS, NWSL, and MLS NEXT Pro soccer teams. That won’t change — even if the way we promote those stories does from time to time.

Feel free to reach out with any comments or questions you have. And, as always, thank you for your support over the last 11 years.

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