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The Mane Land 2016 Major League Soccer Power Rankings: Week 7

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Being the best team in the Eastern Conference this year will be a lot like being the skinniest kid at fat camp, the least pimply faced kid in line to buy Proactiv, or being called the prettiest girl in rural Eastern Kentucky. You might be the best around, but you don't have to go very far to find better.

1. FC Dallas (Last Week: 1)

Dallas' loss this week broke its six-game unbeaten run, which is the longest such run in the league so far this year. Sometimes you get the hiccups, and sometimes Dallas will lose. Doesn't mean either will become the norm.

2. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 5)

Two straight weeks that the Galaxy have annihilated their opponents, though this week's victims appear to actually be a good team. Again, as I noted last week, LA has done this without the services of Robbie Keane. Who knew Mike "I Actually Won MVP in This League!" Magee was a capable substitute for MLS's favorite Irishman.

Also, this is so very true:

3. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 2)

My favorite part of RSL's loss at LA this week? When Steven Gerrard scored LA's last goal, answering the question "What would it look like if a really old English guy tried to play a professional sport?" Stevie G looked like a baby deer finding his legs on the goal.

With RSL's loss, there are no more undefeated teams in MLS.

4. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 6)

Remember when Jurgen Klinsmann used Jermaine Jones much higher up the field against Belgium in the World Cup in lieu of a physical striker? I think Pablo Mastroeni watched that game.

Also, never underestimate what adding someone with a real killer instinct can do to a team in sports. Before Jones showed up, Colorado was a wad of cookie dough. Now? They're carved out of wood.

5. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 7)

From the MLSsoccer.com recap of San Jose's win over SKC this week:

It wasn’t the prettiest of wins but the San Jose Earthquakes stayed unbeaten at home in 2016, defeating Sporting Kansas City 1-0 on Sunday.

This could describe every game San Jose has played for the last four years. If I were the beat writer covering the Quakes this would be my opener for every recap story.

6. Toronto FC (Last Week: 8)

Toronto beat Montreal on the road this week for its third road victory on the Operation Stay Afloat World Tour. I really wish they would just be a designated road team for the entire season, so we can finally put the myth of home-field advantage in MLS to bed.

7. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 3)

Montreal played outside at home for the first time this year, which means that Didier Drogba's delicate feet were finally able to take the field at home. I'm sure all those Montreal fans were finally glad to get the full value of their tickets this week.

8. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 4)

Three losses in a row for the Artists Formerly Known as the Wiz. After starting the year with three consecutive wins, SKC's season is a perfect mirror of itself: W-W-W-L-W-L-L-L.

9. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 11)

Philly beat NYCFC, which is like beating up a pretentious rich kid who wears a bow tie to his elementary school that doesn't even have a dress code. It just feels good.

10. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 13)

Vancouver is currently on the outside looking in on the Western Conference playoff race, while if they were in the East they would be in fourth place. That's just about all you need to know about the Grand Canyon-esque gap between the two conferences.

11. Orlando City (Last Week: 8)

Losing to the Red Bulls is like losing in poker to a guy who doesn't even know how to stack his chips. He's just sitting there with a big messy pile, all the chip denominations are mixed together, he has no clue how deep his stack actually is, but then he hits runner-runner to complete his straight flush and you're just stuck there wondering why everyone else gets to enjoy life.

Good job, Orlando. You lost to that guy.

12. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 10)

Portland had the week off, which means we were saved of seeing Caleb Porter whine while awkwardly wearing a scarf over his JC Penny Men’s Collection suit.

13. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 12)

In case you missed it, Sigi Schmid was on crutches this week for Seattle’s loss at Colorado. Can’t wait for next week, when he coaches from one of these bad boys.

14. D.C. United (Last Week: 17)

If D.C. united were a car, it would be that old, rusty jalopy that my friend Wes drove in high school. He might not have gotten many chicks in it, but it got him from point A to point B.

15. Columbus Crew (Last Week: 19)

Just like that, after two wins in a row Columbus is back into the Eastern Conference playoffs.

16. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 20)

I was glad to learn during the FS1 broadcast of New York's win this weekend that there will actually be a wooden spoon awarded to the supporters of the last place team in MLS this season. Finally, there will actually be a booby prize in a professional sports league in America. We've reached the summit, y'all.

17. New England Revolution (Last Week: 17)

Robert Kraft, who owns the Revs, was at the Celtics playoff game this week (that's basketball, by the way). By my count, Kraft has been to more Celtics games than Revs games. Granted, I just started counting this weekend, but still.

18. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 18)

19. New York City FC (Last Week: 15)

New York and Head Coach Patrick "Pat" Vieira are winless in six games — good for the longest streak in the league. Remember when the biggest outrage around this team was its Manchester City-esque uniforms? Man, that seems like a long time ago.

20. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 16)

Poor Houston. After a 5-0 domination of Dallas, the Dynamics haven't had a win in five attempts. I'm beginning to wonder if Houston was actually better than Dallas that day, or if Dallas let its "little brother" have one the same way my brother used to let me win Monopoly back before I could actually count.

21. PRO (Last Week: Unranked)

Because I like shitting on the referees just as much as everyone else on the internet.

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SkoPurp Soccer Episode 144: Gotham Rewind, Seattle Preview, and More

The Pride finished their home schedule with a loss to Gotham and hope to finish their road schedule with a win in Seattle.

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Image courtesy of Orlando Pride / Jeremy Reper

The Orlando Pride tried to send their fans home happy in their regular-season home finale, but despite an impressive overall performance against the league leaders, the Pride wasted numerous chances in front of goal and paid for two big mistakes at the back in what ultimately ended as a 2-1 loss in a season filled with far too many defeats. Solai Washington did so many things well, but despite a month’s worth of chances, she could only muster one goal. Still, it was a promising outing albeit in a developing story that won’t continue much longer this year.

We discuss the key plays, players, and moments, look back at our score predictions from last week, and select our Player of the Match.

This week’s mailbagbox asked us about Marta, the reasons for the Pride’s struggles in 2026, and more. Remember, you can ask us anything by hitting us up on Twitter at either @TheManeLand or @SkoPurpSoccer and using the hashtag #AskSkoPurp. You can use that same hashtag and hit @TheManeLand.bsky.social up on Bluesky. Or you can visit our show page, scroll down, and fill out the handy form. We’d also appreciate any ratings or reviews you can leave wherever you get your podcasts, and if you do that on Apple Podcasts, we’ll find them easily and read them on the show.

Finally, we look ahead to Sunday’s season finale at the Seattle Reign. The Pride opened their 2026 season with a home loss to the Reign but would like to close it with a road win over Seattle to enter the off-season on a positive note. It won’t be easy, as the Reign are clinging to the last playoff spot and trying to catch rival Portland as multiple teams are trying to catch them. We look at Orlando’s attempt to play spoiler, check back on the series history, compare the teams’ positions in the table, provide our key matchups, and more.


Here’s how Episode 144 went down:

0:15 – The Pride finished their home schedule with a good performance but another poor result against the league’s top team.

20:07 – Our mailbagbox has questions about the GOAT.

38:26 – Seattle was the first 2026 opponent and will be the last 2026 opponent. We preview for the last time this season.

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SkoPurp Soccer Episode 140: Bay FC Rewind, San Diego Preview, and More

The Pride keep their playoff hopes alive by eliminating Bay FC but things get tougher with San Diego visiting Friday.

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The Orlando Pride remained perfect on the road against Bay FC with a 3-1 win on Sunday. Deuces were wild, as Haley McCutcheon, who wears jersey No. 2, scored in the second minute of both halves, and her two goals in California gave the midfielder her second brace of both the 2026 NWSL season and her career. Barbra Banda figured heavily in pulling defenders out of position on two of the three Orlando goals and assisted on Jacquie Ovalle’s right-footed thunderbolt in stoppage time to put the game away. But make no mistake, it’s not as if the Pride played well, turning the ball over often and conceding 28 shot attempts to the hosts.

We break down a road win that may have been more exhausting to watch than to play in (although I wouldn’t bet on it), check back on our score predictions, and make our selections for Player of the Match.

This week’s mailbagbox asked us about Haley McCutcheon, where to most strongly place the blame for the Pride’s disappointing season, and more. Remember, you can ask us anything by hitting us up on Twitter at either @TheManeLand or @SkoPurpSoccer and using the hashtag #AskSkoPurp. You can use that same hashtag and hit @TheManeLand.bsky.social up on Bluesky. Or you can visit our show page, scroll down, and fill out the handy form. We’d also appreciate any ratings or reviews you can leave wherever you get your podcasts, and if you do that on Apple Podcasts, we’ll find them easily and read them on the show.

Finally, we looked ahead to Friday, when Orlando will host San Diego Wave FC, looking to both complete a season sweep and to keep its faint playoff hopes alive. We look at the series history, provide our key matchups for the contest, and make our predictions for the final score.


Here’s how Episode 140 went down:

0:15 – The Pride improved to 2-1-1 under Yolanda Thomas, but a lot of good Cosette Morche saves were required to get that second win.

20:00- The mailbagbox asks us to play the blame game.

33:36 – The Pride continue to face California-based competition, but Friday’s opponent is much higher in the table than Sunday’s was.

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Orlando City vs. San Jose Earthquakes: Preview, How to Watch, TV Info, Live Stream, Lineups, Match Thread, and More

Orlando City restarts its 2026 MLS campaign late tonight out west at San Jose.

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Welcome to your match thread for a late night midweek matchup tonight between Orlando City (4-9-2, 14 points) and the San Jose Earthquakes (10-3-2, 32 points) at PayPal Park (10:30 p.m., Apple TV). This is the only scheduled meeting between the teams in 2026 and the first time the teams have met since 2024.

Here’s what you need to know ahead of tonight’s match.

History

Orlando City is 3-1-3 in the previous seven MLS meetings with the Quakes since the club joined Major League Soccer in 2015. The Lions got their only away win in the series in the last meeting and enter tonight 1-1-2 on the road against San Jose.

The teams last met on May 18, 2024, with Jack Lynn coming off the bench to score the game’s only goal. Lynn’s strike in the 89th minute broke the scoreless deadlock and lifted the Lions to a 1-0 victory.

The teams met in Orlando most recently way back on June 22, 2021, with the Lions beating the Quakes down, 5-0. Orlando got things started with an early penalty kick goal by Nani, followed by braces from Benji Michel and Daryl Dike to easily put the game away. The lasting memory from the game is Michel’s celebratory dance wearing a cowboy hat that came out of the stands.

Prior to that Orlando City romp, the last time the teams met was on Aug. 31, 2019 when the Lions got freight trained 3-0 at Avaya Stadium, giving the Quakes their first win in the series. San Jose’s offense came via a Chris Wondolowski brace and an early opening goal by Magnus Eriksson. Orlando looked flat and weary out of the gate.

The Lions were victorious in Exploria Stadium in the 2018 meeting on April 21, a 3-2 Orlando win. It was the first win in the series for either side after three straight draws. Chris Mueller, Sacha Kljestan, and Dom Dwyer gave the Lions a 3-0 lead before Florian Jungwirth pulled two back in the game’s late stages.

The Lions led all of the first three matches in the second half only to see San Jose pull level, with two of those tying goals coming late. In the 2017 meeting, Carlos Rivas finally broke the scoreless tie and gave Orlando City the lead in the 81st minute, but Wondolowski spoiled the Lions’ night with an equalizer two minutes later as the teams drew at Avaya Stadium, 1-1.

In 2016, the Lions were gut-punched in the 94th minute in an emotional match that ended in a 2-2 draw. It was the first home match following the Pulse nightclub tragedy and what appeared to be a storybook ending to a cathartic win turned sour on a last-gasp equalizer by Shea Salinas. Seb Hines — now the Orlando Pride’s head coach — opened the scoring for Orlando, only to see Chad Barrett tie it up. Julio Baptista restored the lead in stoppage time, but Salinas ruined everything.

The two teams also drew in the first meeting, a 1-1 affair at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, with the Lions down to 10 men after Brek Shea was sent off in the first half. Kaká and Wondolowski each scored from the penalty spot four minutes apart in that initial meeting.

Overview

The teams meet tonight to get their post-World Cup portion of the season started. Orlando City has been terrible on the road all season long, keeping only one MLS opponent under two goals all year away from home and allowing five goals twice (at New York City FC and Nashville) and six goals twice (at LAFC and in the team’s most recent match away at FC Cincinnati just before the break).

Orlando City is a putrid 1-6-1 on the road this season, and now the Lions must face the Western Conference co-leaders tonight before coming home to face Supporters’ Shield-leading Nashville SC at home on Saturday. They’ll have to play at least tonight’s game without Martin Ojeda, who is out with a thigh injury sustained some time between his first-half goal a week ago in a friendly against FC Dallas and the time the availability report dropped on Tuesday.

But it isn’t all bad news for the Lions, who should have both Antoine Griezmann and Dike in the lineup. Griezmann was the club’s highly prized and widely publicized summer Designated Player signing, while Dike’s return to Orlando came together more recently, following his departure from West Bromwich Albion. They’ll help the club’s offense, but the attack hasn’t been the issue in 2026 — it’s been the historically porous defense, which is on pace to shatter the MLS record for goals conceded.

Meanwhile, San Jose is one of the first half of the season’s biggest surprises, as the Quakes have been outstanding in 2026. Scoring 34 goals while conceding just 15, San Jose is among the league leaders in goals scored (tied for third), goals conceded (third), and goal differential (+19, third).

The Earthquakes are 4-2-1 at home and are coming off a 3-1 road win at Portland in their last game prior to the World Cup break. San Jose boasts Golden Boot challenger Preston Judd, who leads the Quakes with 11 goals, adding two assists in his 15 appearances. Ousseni Bouda has chipped in five goals and three assists. Niko Tsakiris leads the team with seven assists to go along with his two goals, but he’s still recovering from a lower body injury and is not available tonight. However, the arrival of Timo Werner (four goals and five assists in just seven games) has truly elevated Bruce Arena’s Quakes, and he’ll need to be one of the main focal points for the Orlando defense.

To have any shot at taking something from this game, the Lions will need to play better road defense than they have all season. Orlando can score goals, but with Ojeda out, Griezmann will need to adapt quickly, and someone other than the team’s leading scorer will need to find the net.

The Lions will play without Ojeda (thigh), Joran Gerbet (knee), Nolan Miller (knee), Colin Guske (international duty), and Clovis Archage (international duty). In addition, Marco Pasalic may or may not have returned to the team after the World Cup. He was not in training Monday, although interim head coach Martin Perelman said he expected the Croatian back soon. The Earthquakes will be without Nonso Adimabua (lower body), former Lion Earl Edwards Jr. (lower body), DeJuan Jones (lower body), and Tsakiris (you guessed it, lower body…come on, San Jose).

Match Content


Official Lineups:

Orlando City (4-4-2)

Goalkeeper: Maxime Crepeau.

Defenders: Adrian Marin, David Brekalo, Robin Jansson, Griffin Dorsey.

Midfielders: Ivan Angulo, Braian Ojeda, Eduard Atuesta, Tiago.

Forwards: Justin Ellis, Antoine Griezmann.

Bench: Javier Otero, Bernardo Rhein, Tahir Reid-Brown, Zakaria Taifi, Iago, Wilder Cartagena, Luis Otavio, Harvey Sarajian, Tyrese Spicer

San Jose Earthquakes (4-2-3-1)

Goalkeeper: Angus Gunn.

Defenders: Jamar Ricketts, Reid Roberts, Daniel Munie, Benjamin Kikanovic.

Defensive Midfielders: Beau Lerouox, Ronaldo Vieira.

Attacking Midfielders: Timo Werner, Nick Fernandez, Ousseni Bouda.

Forwards: Preston Judd.

Bench: Jonathan Gonzalez, Dave Romney, Paul Marie, Jack Skahan, Jack Jasinski, Ian Harkes, Francesco Montali, Max Floriani, Darius Johnson.

Referees

REF: Elijio Arreguin.
AR1: Adam Wienckowski.
AR2: Mike Nickerson.
4TH: Timothy Ford.
VAR: Jose Carlos Rivero.
AVAR: TJ Zablocki.


How to Watch

Match Time: 10:30 p.m.

Venue: PayPal Park — San Jose, CA.

TV/Live Stream: Apple TV.

Radio: AM 810 FOX Sports Radio Orlando (English), Mega 97.1 FM (Spanish), Nossa Rádio 1160 AM-WRLZ (Portuguese).

Social Media: For rapid reaction and live updates, follow us on Bluesky Social at @themaneland.bsky.social or follow Orlando City’s official Twitter (@OrlandoCitySC) or Bluesky (@OrlandoCitySC) feed.


Enjoy the match. Go City!

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