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If Orlando City Players Were Harry Potter Characters
Perhaps this article seems a bit random. I mean, who just sits around comparing Orlando City players to Harry Potter characters? Me. I do. Everything in my life seems to come back to Harry Potter.
I was one of those students who hated a book if the teacher made it required reading. So, when I was a freshman in high school my English teacher decided The Sorcerer’s Stone should be required reading and that was it for me. A series that had been sitting atop my to-be-read list was dead to me. When I was 25 I finally decided to consume the world I’d wanted to all those years ago. In a matter of two weeks I’d read every single word. As soon as I finished, I started the audio books. See, I’m a re-reader.
I’ve read my favorite book 16 times and it’s only been out since June of 2013. I read a study recently that re-readers find comfort in it and with my levels of anxiety, it makes sense. Anyway, let’s get to the whole reason you clicked — OCSC players as Harry Potter characters. I could likely match every player to a character, but then this would never end, and well, deadlines.
If you continue reading, there are most certainly spoilers, so let this serve as your warning and don’t get mad at me that you haven’t read one of the greatest stories ever told. That’s on you.
Chris Mueller — Colin Creevey
Colin Creevey was an inquisitive first year at Hogwarts, obsessed with Harry and quidditch. Constantly asking questions, Colin was eager to learn all he could from Harry about the game. After being expelled due to Voldemort’s rule of muggle-borns not being allowed, he joined Dumbledore’s academy. He literally gave his all for his team, and that’s what we see week in and week out with Mueller. They don’t call him the “King of Heart” for nothing. If you follow him on social media, he’s constantly reading up on anything that can help him improve and he seems genuinely interested in learning from his teammates.
Cristian Higuita — Draco Malfoy
During quidditch matches, Draco was focused on results. Even if it meant getting rough. In Higuita’s 95 MLS appearances with Orlando City he’s received 34 yellow cards and five red cards. When he takes the pitch he’s serious (not to be confused with Sirius, though that’s who he almost was, because you know, he did his waiting) and will do what it takes, even if that means taking a yellow every now and then, and again, and again.
Brian Rowe — Severus Snape
OK, hear me out, because if you don’t get this right away, you probably haven’t read the books. Snape gets hated on all series long until he’s dying and finally shares his memories with Harry in The Deathly Hallows. In the chapter “The Prince’s Tale,” we get a look at Snape’s past and everything makes sense. I mean, you can read countless comments on the hate for Rowe, but you can also read story after story on why we need him. Snape never cared what people had to say about him and Rowe doesn’t seem to either. A keeper doesn’t prevent goals alone — he needs the support of his defenders — and he’s done nothing but prove his worth in my opinion. Harry didn’t name his children after just anyone. Sacha was almost my Snape, but I think his character is more accurate.
James O’Connor — Rubeus Hagrid
Hagrid’s most popular phrase to the movie lovers is probably, “Yer a wizard, Harry!” Which is a misquote from the book, but anyway. What Hagrid says most in the series is “I shouldn’t have said that.” That’s because he keeps the kids informed and isn’t afraid to stick up for them, even if it means getting himself in trouble. We definitely saw this of JOC following the match against D.C. United. He’s tired, the players are tired, and the fans are tired of games being called unfairly. This is not a debate on the did-he, didn’t-he call, it’s a statement of how things seem to go against OCSC.
Sacha Kljestan — Ron Weasley
Ron is the lovable, kindhearted friend that gets the hand-me-downs, and still tries to make the best of it. He always shows up. He always supports his friends, and he’s so lovable. Sacha gets a lot of hate from fans, but he does his job in the midfield, point blank. Could he improve? Sure, everyone could improve, but he always shows up when it matters. Like Ron, sometimes he stumbles into game-changing plays to save us all. Ron shows us what love is not only with Hermione, but with others. He sucks up a lot of feelings to make others feel better. Mrs. Weasley would be proud of the work Sacha does to advocate for all. He’s a Professional Ambassador with Athlete Ally, and he even rented out an entire theater so people from all over the city could screen Love, Simon. He partnered with the Zebra Coalition to give half the tickets to their youth members.
João Moutinho — Hermione Granger
Hermione is by the book. You can count on her to have the answers and be there when you need her, even if the favor isn’t returned. In his two appearances with Orlando City, Moutinho has been a thrill to watch. He gets the ball where it needs to be, he’s always where he’s expected to be, he makes the runs, he’s just there. Hermione is an overachiever and always first in her class. Moutinho was (obviously) Los Angeles FC’s pick with the first overall selection in the SuperDraft and he hasn’t disappointed in his short time with OCSC. I think he’s a force to be reckoned with and is one of the key pieces the Lions have been missing. Does he have room to improve? Absolutely, the whole team does, with so many new pieces and new lineups at every corner, they’re still trying to figure out what works.
Dom Dwyer — Harry Potter
Everyone expects “the boy who lived” to be the lone hero. Adults that don’t know him have expectations that they’ve placed on him because of who he is and what he’s been through, or who his parents were, or what they interpret the prophecies to mean. Point blank, Harry is nothing without his tribe of people. He needs Hermione to play by the book, he needs Ron to stumble into greatness, he needs Dumbledore’s tough love, and Hagrid’s directness. He can’t put a head on a ball if no one crosses it to the box. Until recently he’s been the only striker on the pitch. Other teams realized that early and just send three or four guys to cover him. Harry also lashes out a lot in year five, especially when no one will believe him that the Dark Lord had returned. Similarly, we see Dom show his emotions and frustrations when things go uncalled.
Nani — Albus Dumbledore
Professor Dumbledore leaves his mark on everyone with whom he comes in contact. He’s quiet when he needs to be but shares his expertise after a lifetime of hard-learned lessons. Nani brings a new level of play to the team and the coaches. He has had a different type of training up to this point and seems to elevate those around him. Did you see Nani hype up Benji Michel when he subbed in for him against D.C.? Or how about the fact that he called a team meeting, just players, before the New York Red Bulls match? It seemed to make a difference. He’s comfortable taking on a leadership role early even as he learns to navigate MLS play.
Bonus:
PRO Referees — Dolores Umbridge
I think this speaks for itself. Pottermore indicates that her name alone means sorrow (Dolores) and offense (Umbridge). I know people are sick of hearing about how the games are called, but it’s at quite an alarming rate that OCSC is hit with phantom tackles (I’m talking RJ Allen here, not the Rooney incident, so let’s all calm down), reversed goals, and random fouls. Umbridge had her agenda and she stuck to it, even if it meant carving words into the hand of a child. I’m not saying there’s an agenda, but I’m just looking at all OCSC has been through.
That’s how I see some of my favorites. What are your thoughts? Have you considered this before? Am I sharing too much of my fandom? I have several more up my sleeve, but this is already almost 1,500 words so who would you add to the list and why?
Orlando City
Orlando City vs. San Jose Earthquakes: Preview, How to Watch, TV Info, Live Stream, Lineups, Match Thread, and More
Orlando City restarts its 2026 MLS campaign late tonight out west at San Jose.
Welcome to your match thread for a late night midweek matchup tonight between Orlando City (4-9-2, 14 points) and the San Jose Earthquakes (10-3-2, 32 points) at PayPal Park (10:30 p.m., Apple TV). This is the only scheduled meeting between the teams in 2026 and the first time the teams have met since 2024.
Here’s what you need to know ahead of tonight’s match.
History
Orlando City is 3-1-3 in the previous seven MLS meetings with the Quakes since the club joined Major League Soccer in 2015. The Lions got their only away win in the series in the last meeting and enter tonight 1-1-2 on the road against San Jose.
The teams last met on May 18, 2024, with Jack Lynn coming off the bench to score the game’s only goal. Lynn’s strike in the 89th minute broke the scoreless deadlock and lifted the Lions to a 1-0 victory.
The teams met in Orlando most recently way back on June 22, 2021, with the Lions beating the Quakes down, 5-0. Orlando got things started with an early penalty kick goal by Nani, followed by braces from Benji Michel and Daryl Dike to easily put the game away. The lasting memory from the game is Michel’s celebratory dance wearing a cowboy hat that came out of the stands.
Prior to that Orlando City romp, the last time the teams met was on Aug. 31, 2019 when the Lions got freight trained 3-0 at Avaya Stadium, giving the Quakes their first win in the series. San Jose’s offense came via a Chris Wondolowski brace and an early opening goal by Magnus Eriksson. Orlando looked flat and weary out of the gate.
The Lions were victorious in Exploria Stadium in the 2018 meeting on April 21, a 3-2 Orlando win. It was the first win in the series for either side after three straight draws. Chris Mueller, Sacha Kljestan, and Dom Dwyer gave the Lions a 3-0 lead before Florian Jungwirth pulled two back in the game’s late stages.
The Lions led all of the first three matches in the second half only to see San Jose pull level, with two of those tying goals coming late. In the 2017 meeting, Carlos Rivas finally broke the scoreless tie and gave Orlando City the lead in the 81st minute, but Wondolowski spoiled the Lions’ night with an equalizer two minutes later as the teams drew at Avaya Stadium, 1-1.
In 2016, the Lions were gut-punched in the 94th minute in an emotional match that ended in a 2-2 draw. It was the first home match following the Pulse nightclub tragedy and what appeared to be a storybook ending to a cathartic win turned sour on a last-gasp equalizer by Shea Salinas. Seb Hines — now the Orlando Pride’s head coach — opened the scoring for Orlando, only to see Chad Barrett tie it up. Julio Baptista restored the lead in stoppage time, but Salinas ruined everything.
The two teams also drew in the first meeting, a 1-1 affair at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, with the Lions down to 10 men after Brek Shea was sent off in the first half. Kaká and Wondolowski each scored from the penalty spot four minutes apart in that initial meeting.
Overview
The teams meet tonight to get their post-World Cup portion of the season started. Orlando City has been terrible on the road all season long, keeping only one MLS opponent under two goals all year away from home and allowing five goals twice (at New York City FC and Nashville) and six goals twice (at LAFC and in the team’s most recent match away at FC Cincinnati just before the break).
Orlando City is a putrid 1-6-1 on the road this season, and now the Lions must face the Western Conference co-leaders tonight before coming home to face Supporters’ Shield-leading Nashville SC at home on Saturday. They’ll have to play at least tonight’s game without Martin Ojeda, who is out with a thigh injury sustained some time between his first-half goal a week ago in a friendly against FC Dallas and the time the availability report dropped on Tuesday.
But it isn’t all bad news for the Lions, who should have both Antoine Griezmann and Dike in the lineup. Griezmann was the club’s highly prized and widely publicized summer Designated Player signing, while Dike’s return to Orlando came together more recently, following his departure from West Bromwich Albion. They’ll help the club’s offense, but the attack hasn’t been the issue in 2026 — it’s been the historically porous defense, which is on pace to shatter the MLS record for goals conceded.
Meanwhile, San Jose is one of the first half of the season’s biggest surprises, as the Quakes have been outstanding in 2026. Scoring 34 goals while conceding just 15, San Jose is among the league leaders in goals scored (tied for third), goals conceded (third), and goal differential (+19, third).
The Earthquakes are 4-2-1 at home and are coming off a 3-1 road win at Portland in their last game prior to the World Cup break. San Jose boasts Golden Boot challenger Preston Judd, who leads the Quakes with 11 goals, adding two assists in his 15 appearances. Ousseni Bouda has chipped in five goals and three assists. Niko Tsakiris leads the team with seven assists to go along with his two goals, but he’s still recovering from a lower body injury and is not available tonight. However, the arrival of Timo Werner (four goals and five assists in just seven games) has truly elevated Bruce Arena’s Quakes, and he’ll need to be one of the main focal points for the Orlando defense.
To have any shot at taking something from this game, the Lions will need to play better road defense than they have all season. Orlando can score goals, but with Ojeda out, Griezmann will need to adapt quickly, and someone other than the team’s leading scorer will need to find the net.
The Lions will play without Ojeda (thigh), Joran Gerbet (knee), Nolan Miller (knee), Colin Guske (international duty), and Clovis Archage (international duty). In addition, Marco Pasalic may or may not have returned to the team after the World Cup. He was not in training Monday, although interim head coach Martin Perelman said he expected the Croatian back soon. The Earthquakes will be without Nonso Adimabua (lower body), former Lion Earl Edwards Jr. (lower body), DeJuan Jones (lower body), and Tsakiris (you guessed it, lower body…come on, San Jose).
Match Content
- Our most recent PawedCast includes our key matchups and score predictions for tonight’s match.
Official Lineups:
Orlando City (4-4-2)
Goalkeeper: Maxime Crepeau.
Defenders: Adrian Marin, David Brekalo, Robin Jansson, Griffin Dorsey.
Midfielders: Ivan Angulo, Braian Ojeda, Eduard Atuesta, Tiago.
Forwards: Justin Ellis, Antoine Griezmann.
Bench: Javier Otero, Bernardo Rhein, Tahir Reid-Brown, Zakaria Taifi, Iago, Wilder Cartagena, Luis Otavio, Harvey Sarajian, Tyrese Spicer
San Jose Earthquakes (4-2-3-1)
Goalkeeper: Angus Gunn.
Defenders: Jamar Ricketts, Reid Roberts, Daniel Munie, Benjamin Kikanovic.
Defensive Midfielders: Beau Lerouox, Ronaldo Vieira.
Attacking Midfielders: Timo Werner, Nick Fernandez, Ousseni Bouda.
Forwards: Preston Judd.
Bench: Jonathan Gonzalez, Dave Romney, Paul Marie, Jack Skahan, Jack Jasinski, Ian Harkes, Francesco Montali, Max Floriani, Darius Johnson.
Referees
REF: Elijio Arreguin.
AR1: Adam Wienckowski.
AR2: Mike Nickerson.
4TH: Timothy Ford.
VAR: Jose Carlos Rivero.
AVAR: TJ Zablocki.
How to Watch
Match Time: 10:30 p.m.
Venue: PayPal Park — San Jose, CA.
TV/Live Stream: Apple TV.
Radio: AM 810 FOX Sports Radio Orlando (English), Mega 97.1 FM (Spanish), Nossa Rádio 1160 AM-WRLZ (Portuguese).
Social Media: For rapid reaction and live updates, follow us on Bluesky Social at @themaneland.bsky.social or follow Orlando City’s official Twitter (@OrlandoCitySC) or Bluesky (@OrlandoCitySC) feed.
Enjoy the match. Go City!
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 542: Tampa Bay Friendly, McGuire Traded, OCB Beats Cincinnati, and More
Lions maul the Rowdies in friendly action, OCB wins on the road, and it’s transfer season.
Orlando City welcomed I-4 Derby rival Tampa Bay to Inter&Co Stadium for a friendly match on Wednesday and then proceeded to bludgeon the Rowdies with a couple of hammers named Antoine Griezmann and Justin Ellis. The two attackers combined for a goal and four assists in a 6-0 beatdown of the team from the Gulf Coast, with five different Lions scoring and Griffin Dorsey forcing an own goal. We discuss Griezmann’s first minutes with Orlando City, what the team showed in its formation, and how good Justin Ellis’ vision is.
Oh, and it’s also transfer season now. Duncan McGuire is on his way out and Marco Pasalic reportedly will follow soon, while a new left back may be headed from Spain to Orlando.
Following all of that, we discuss Maxime Crepeau being added to the MLS All-Star Team and the announcement that he’ll participate in the 2026 MLS All-Star Skills Challenge.
Our mailbagbox asked us about which World Cup semifinalist players we’d want to join Orlando this season (if we could only pick one), and more. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
After the mailbagbox, we dive into OCB’s 2-1 road win at FC Cincinnati 2. It wasn’t the prettiest game by the Young Lions, but they managed to do enough to earn three points on the road, where they’ll stay to face Chattanooga on Saturday. We briefly preview that game.
Finally, Orlando City will be in Dallas Wednesday for the second of two friendlies leading up to the restart of the MLS season. It’s unlikely we’ll get a lot of details about that one, but we’ll see what happens. Maybe the FC Dallas folks will help us out.
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Here’s how No. 542 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City crushed the Rowdies, the transfer season is in full swing, plus: hey now, Crepeau’s an all-star.
28:50 – The mailbagbox is always good for a hypothetical scenario.
36:54 – The Young Lions slipped past Cincy and head to Chattanooga, while the senior Lions head to Dallas.
Podcasts
SkoPurp Soccer Episode 119: International Break, USWNT, Louisville Preview, and More
The Pride return from a long international break looking to get their first-ever road win against Racing Louisville.
It feels like months since the Orlando Pride last took the field, but the calendar says otherwise. If you believe calendars, it’s only been a little less than three weeks, but time moves strangely in the post-pandemic apocalyptic world.
Anyway, we don’t have a match to recap, so we touched on a couple of Pride players putting the ball in the net during the international break and chat a bit about the United States Women’s National Team’s three-game friendly series against Japan. Emma Hayes used a lot of players, and the team looked solid for two of the three matches, but the rotated middle game seemed a bit disjointed. Hayes has greatly expanded the player pool and will have plenty of options when the World Cup approaches.
Our mailbagbox had questions about a potential change in the NWSL schedule, as the league explores adopting the fall-to-spring slate, and opposition own goals. Remember, you can ask us anything by hitting us up on Twitter at either @TheManeLand or @SkoPurpSoccer and using the hashtag #AskSkoPurp. You can use that same hashtag and hit @TheManeLand.bsky.social up on Bluesky. Or you can visit our show page, scroll down, and fill out the handy form. We’d also appreciate any ratings or reviews you can leave wherever you get your podcasts, and if you do that on Apple Podcasts, we’ll find them easily and read them on the show.
After the mailbagbox, we turned our attention toward Friday’s late afternoon tussle with Racing Louisville in Kentucky. The Pride have never won on the road against Louisville, and it’s about high time they did. This match begins a congested push to the June World Cup break, and although Friday’s hosts aren’t high in the table, the Pride must be at their best to get a road result in this fixture. We look back at the series history, compare the two sides, provide our key matchups in the game, and make our final score predictions.
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Here’s how Episode 119 went down:
0:15 – We open the show with a little banter about the Pride in the international break and the USWNT’s series vs. Japan.
9:03 – The mailbagbox features questions via both eletronic mail and social media. We welcome all modes of delivery.
19:59 – The Pride travel to Louisville to face Racing. They’ve never won in Kentucky, but we inform them how to do so.
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