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MLS Week 5 Recap: Highlights from Around Major League Soccer

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Since we all spent Easter weekend undoubtedly recovering from the hellish hangover of a second straight stoppage time loss at home, allow me to give you a tour of the rest of the MLS action that you just couldn't bring yourself to watch.

Chicago Fire 3 – 2 Toronto FC

While a lot of hype has surrounded Toronto’s big three of Michael Bradley, Jozy Altidore, and Giovinco, it took just 15 minutes for Chicago to Fire back with their own star power, as Shaun Maloney played this disgusting 1-2 with Joevin Jones, rewarding the speedy fullback for his early work rate.

Toronto responded with an unbelievable sequence worthy of every last bit of praise it gets, a truly beautiful play with something called a "finish" at the end.

Count ’em, that’s four straight one-touch passes to free Ashtone Morgan out, who then has nothing left to do but see the Atomic Ant and immediately give him the ball.

Maloney whipped the Chicago crowd back into a frenzy with his first ever MLS goal, tying the game at 2-2 in the 56th, accepting a nutty feed from Harrison Shipp before an even nuttier dribble to get into position.

David Accam and company kept pressure high, but the scoreboard remained even when Warren Creavalle was sent off in the 67th for his second doofus foul of the match.

The first, from the fourth minute.

And the second.

Whoops.

Jeff Larentowicz would accept the free kick, bending one into the corner and making Toronto pay for the disservices of Creavalle.

Joe Bendik was put to work several times down the stretch, but managed to keep Chicago from a fourth tally with some top class work between the pipes.

The teams with Hot Time In Old Town and Waking The Red both have a lot to be excited about from their sides, but only the former is celebrating with three points.

Colorado Rapids 0 – 2 New England Revolution

It may be time to set up a second tier league for relegation, if for nothing else than to give both the Rapids' fans some hope for a win. Hell, even a goal. It's now been 600 minutes of scoreless soccer for those poor souls.

Juan Agudelo gave the fans a sight they haven’t seen from their boys in quite some time.

A goal.

Lee Nguyen would provide insurance in the 55th, setting the Revs up for good at 2-nil.

They're celebrating back-to-back wins at The Bent Musket, while Burgundy Wave is watching highlights from 2010.

Seattle Sounders 1 – 0 Houston Dynamo

It was an uneventful match-up in Seattle, despite the return of several key players from international duty. After about 38 minutes of staring at each other, Lamar Neagle linked up with Clint Dempsey, who was more than willing to play on Obafemi Martins for a touch of brilliance in an otherwise dull 90 minutes.

Following a spin move that made fans remember Gary Payton (and how unceremoniously the Sonics left town…wait…let’s save that for Throwin’ Shade), Martins rockets the game winner past Tyler Deric to stake his own claim to MLS Goal of the Week.

Gonzalo Pineda was so frustrated with the slow play of the match he kicked Ricardo Clark in the chest just to get out of there early.

Sounder At Heart is still talking about Martins' spin move, while Dynamo Theory is noticing more and more holes in that theory of theirs.

Vancouver Whitecaps 2 – 0 LA Galaxy

Vancouver continued its early season run of fine form, winning its fourth straight to take hold of the top of the Western Conference table in the opening weeks of the season.

With an unusual dominance of possession in the first half, the 'Caps had no problem keeping the Galaxy out of threatening David Ousted in the box, who finished the first 45 minutes without moving a muscle. As we all assuredly know by now, however, possession does not necessarily equal goals.

Sometimes, it just takes a sparkling counter attack and someone like Kekuta Manneh to finish.

Celebrating a goal at home.. Oh, how fun that looks.

 

Octavio Rivero would be the star of the second goal, first making a nifty run, before a slick dribble to be left for a scoop by Nicolas Mezquida, leaving Rivero in prime position to pick up the scraps and seal another three points for the 'Nadians up north.

Eighty Six Forever is just as surprised as the rest of us with their early season run, while LAG Confidential are wondering if they can stay afloat through this Donovan/Gerrard transition that has left them without a star man in the middle.

Portland Timbers 3 – 1 FC Dallas

Portland moved into second place out west, netting their 10th points of the young season against a diminished FC Dallas side that was missing Mauro Diaz and, for much of the match, the en fuego Blas Perez.

The two clubs traded horrendous lapses in set piece defense to serve up a 1-1 setting for Max Urutti to impose his will on the scoreboard.

Diego Chara showed he may just be the fastest man on the planet with his run to put Portland up for good at 3-1.

Despite the quality goals scored, it was undoubtedly Caleb Porter reminding Oscar Pareja that the only thing that matters is the “scoreboard, man” while entirely deflecting Pareja’s shade right back at him.

Beauty, Mr. Porter. We salute you.

Join Stumptown Footy while they toast Sir Porter's excellence, and see how Big D Soccer responds to the whole incident.

San Jose Earthquakes 0 – 1 Real Salt Lake

San Jose’s Innocent proved he was anything but late in the first half, fouling Luke Mulholland to set up this free kick from Javier Morales.

At least most of San Jose jumped.

Morales stays with the ball well after slamming into the wall on his first attempt, the second slamming into the good side of the crossbar with enough juice on it to cross the line for a goal.

Adam Jahn tried hard to equalize, but even the deepest, darkest corners of his bag of tricks couldn’t get him the goal he so desperately had worked to score.

Center Line Soccer is dealing with back-to-back losses, and check out what the team at RSL Soapbox thinks of their unbeaten start to the 2015 season.

Sporting Kansas City 3 – 2 Philadelphia Union

In what was a thrilling second leg of Sunday's double header, KC and Philadelphia threw everything they had at each other in this primetime showcase between two stellar MLS squads.

It was Jacob Peterson who struck early in the third minute, slotting this one into his own net to give the lead away to the Union.

Dom Dwyer didn’t like this one bit, and rectified the error 12 minutes later with a header from the corner to even things out at 1.

Only for Fernando Aristeguieta to capitalize on yet another set piece to return the lead to Philadelphia.

The action held true until stoppage time, when things began to get a bit wacky.

First, Jalil Anibaba put this beautiful dome on an Espinosa chip to equalize in the 91st as the KC faithful collectively freak out at the prospect of stealing a point in the game’s waning moments.

Three minutes later, Krisztian Nemeth earned himself a highlight worthy of the recognition it's receiving, utterly thieving three points from the grasp of Philadelphia.

It was Philadelphia's sixth goal allowed off set pieces, a league worst.

Second place?

Orlando City. Blah.

The Blue Testament is reading from the Book of Krisztian, while Brotherly Game is finding nothing brotherly about this result at all.

 

While some could rightly argue for Krisztian Nemeth or Obafemi Martins for play of the week, my nominee is from the only play that left a memory I didn't drink away following the result in Orlando Friday night.

No, it wasn't a goal. But it sure was pretty. What say you, Mane Land? Was Martins' NBA-esque spin move or Javier Morales' free kick more impressive, or did they simply leave you jaded with our own attack?

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PawedCast Episode 515: Orlando City Transfers, Preseason Schedule, OCB Signings, and More

We’re back to discuss Orlando City’s transfer news and rumors, OCB roster additions, and the preseason schedule.

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Orlando City has gathered for preseason camp ahead of the 2026 season, and we’re still here to talk about it. How long that continues to be the case may unknown at this point, but we’re trending in the right direction, so if that continues, you’re stuck with us for a while longer.

The Lions have had various comings and goings since our last show, and we discuss the movement in and out of the roster. We thought Carlos Coronel was going to be the new Orlando City starter in goal, but he fled to Brazil, so we welcome Canadian international Maxime Crepeau to the City Beautiful. It’s not as splashy an addition, but it could be just as effective a roster move if he can regain his form from his Vancouver and LAFC days.

We also discussed the additions of Tiago, Luis Otavio, and Braian Ojeda. On the other hand, departures took place as well, such as Nico Rodriguez being loaned to Atletico Nacional and the reports that Luis Muriel may be finalizing a deal to move on. We chatted about what those moves mean in the grand scheme of things. Kyle Smith went home and we are glad he’s still playing but sad to see him in another team’s uniform.

The preseason schedule was a bit underwhelming, but we ran through it quickly.

Our mailbagbox was a little light, and it proved to us how little we know about the Polish national team. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.

Finally, we talked a bit about the recent moves OCB has made, including the addition of a Brazilian striker. Former OCB forward Shak Mohammed is off to Nashville, while OCB/OCSC left wing Yutaro Tsukada showed up to preseason camp with a wedding ring. Congrats to Yutaro!

Note: we are now in our off-season podcast schedule, which is guaranteed to give you at least one episode per month but we will only be weekly if/when news warrants it. We’ll also return for at least one more show to say goodbye if things don’t work out for us to continue, but we are hoping it doesn’t come to that!

Be sure to rate and review our show wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, we’ll read any five-star reviews we get on Apple Podcasts on the next show.

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Here’s how No. 515 went down:

0:15 – An update on our staffing crisis is more hopeful than the last one, and we go through the various arrivals and departures.

30:16 – The mailbagbox seeks help for Orlando City from Poland and wants to know which position we’d least like to see the club make a Designated Player signing.

41:52 – OCB news, a new home for Shak, and Tsukada ties the knot.

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A Few Words About the Future of The Mane Land

TML needs help to continue bringing you coverage of Orlando City, the Orlando Pride, OCB, and all things soccer related in the City Beautiful.

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For the last 11 years, The Mane Land has worked hard to provide daily content telling the story of Orlando City SC, the Orlando Pride, OCB, and any other soccer-related events we can get to in the Central Florida area. We love doing that, but we’re at a critical stage in being able to do so. Staff has been difficult to replace in recent years, and we’ve come to a point where some of us have not only been stretched to an unsustainable limit, but we’ve been going at that rate for multiple years without a break.

To that point, TML is now at a critical juncture where we must have more contributors who can cover live events in order to survive in our current format (and possibly at all). For the past few years, we have had only two primary game night writers covering three teams, and we are unable to continue at that pace, regardless of how much we enjoy doing it.

To continue as an entity, we’re going to need anywhere from two to four new contributors who can pitch in with game-night coverage of Orlando City/Orlando Pride matches. Additionally, another copy editor is essential, while two more would be preferred.

We’d like to continue into 2026, but if we can’t get the additional help we need, the current plan is to shut down at the end of the 2025 calendar year. The minimum we need to carry on would be two new live event writers and a copy editor.

What does this mean? Well, if you’ve ever thought it would be cool to cover soccer matches (it is) or thought about joining us, now is the time to volunteer. If you enjoy soccer and talking about this club with your friends, you might be perfect for our team, because if you can talk about soccer, you can probably write about it as well. Writing is just talking on a screen with your fingers, after all.

To get started, please write to us at themaneland@gmail.com and let us know how you’d like to contribute — writing, editing, etc.

It is important to note that we do this out of a love for the beautiful game and these positions are on a voluntary basis. However, if freed from the shackles of such an overwhelming schedule, my goal is to spend more time creating strategic partnerships and promoting our membership platform that could combine to bring in revenue that would go toward compensating staff writers. Additionally, some of our staff members have gone on to more financially rewarding opportunities as a result of their time with us. You never know what this experience will lead to. Like anything else in life, you’re likely to get out of it what you put in.

The good news is that we have already reached out to our Founders and our Buy Me a Coffee subscribers about this subject, and several have shown an interest in helping, so we are in the process of exploring those potential contributors at the moment.

We Are Currently Seeking:

  • Match writers – You don’t need a degree in journalism or English to write for us. If you like to talk about soccer, you can probably write about it as well. Staff writers contribute regularly to our game coverage, which could be in the form of recaps, player grades pieces, five takeaways posts, etc. We have a need for this on both the Orlando City and Pride sides, and you can do both if you want. If you’re not local to the Orlando area, you can cover road matches via the broadcast/stream.
  • Editors – Can you spot a subject/verb disagreement from a mile away? An editor position may be for you! How often do you get to correct people without anyone shaming you for it? This position will edit copy for submitted stories, make headlines punchier and more SEO-friendly, and ensure the story has a properly cropped/centered photo that helps tell the story. Typically you’ll only be on “desk duty” one or two evenings per week when it fits your schedule. You may also write stories if you wish!

About TML

Our little blog became an idea and then an independent WordPress site in late September of 2014, and went live on SBNation in December of that year. When SBNation stopped funding nearly all of its MLS blogs a few years ago, we went independent again, and we’ve long been the only outlet providing daily coverage of Orlando City’s teams. Even the club doesn’t post new content to its website every day!


FAQ

Why shutter the site at the end of December? Why do you need help now when the season doesn’t start for a couple of months?

Preparing to cover three teams requires advance planning. Each year, we put together a publication schedule to ensure all our bases are covered. This includes what will run (a placeholder or sometimes the specific piece) on every day of the year, which obviously doesn’t take into account breaking news or extra features that people want to do. Setting up this publication schedule also includes noting when major soccer events are coming, known USMNT/USWNT scheduled matches, MLS and NWSL deadlines, player birthdays, important milestones and anniversaries, and more. We also put together volunteer sign-up sheets for grades and takeaways posts. That setup work is all for naught if we don’t have the bodies to physically cover the team when the season starts. Also, it’s easier to pull the plug on our LLC at the end of a calendar year. None of us want to stop, but we have to be realistic about being able to continue covering the team as we have.

Why not just scale back and cover what you can? Do you have to cover every game?

I don’t have a good answer for this other than I would not feel right about putting my name on a product I don’t believe in. I don’t ever want our audience to have to guess whether or not they’re getting a game recap or any follow-up analysis from a given match. In my opinion, we have never had the personnel to fully provide what I envision. For example, I want to add more video content, player grades and recaps for the Pride games, and to bring back weekend Lion Links and OCB match previews. And we should have a lot more features and analysis pieces! In short, we’re already doing the bare minimum that I’m comfortable with. And, I have to be honest: if there was a game coming up with no one to cover it, knowing me, I’d probably just do it myself, and I already know I can’t continue the pace of the past few years. I have to save me from myself sometimes.

Could The Mane Land continue in a different form?

I have toyed with the idea of turning TML into a newsletter. This might be a daily that includes a Lion Links-type section and opinion/analysis of club news. It would not include match coverage or any kind of regular news. I almost pivoted to that when SBNation stopped funding us, but we decided to make a go of it as an independent outlet. The problem with the newsletter style is that I can’t do it daily every single day or it would be no different than the situation I’m in, so some help would still be needed. Some of that could come from the current TML staff, but I’m not sure all of it could, and the newsletter format is not for everyone, so we’d be leaving part of our audience behind. I’m not sure it’s the way to go.

Is new management or investment needed?

Possibly. I am willing to sell the name and logo and turn over all our passwords for someone else to take over the operations, which would free up a considerable amount of my time. I’m even willing to continue on as a writing and editing contributor, because I love covering the club. Some of the other staff might as well. But I would not be interested in covering every single match. I’m not a kid anymore, and I have a regular job, a family, and other side gigs that require my attention.

Will you still do the podcasts if the site shuts down?

No. I think if we decide to shut down, it will be across the board. I much prefer our written content, and that’s the reason I started our outlet to begin with. I feel the podcasts complement our coverage and give us more of an opinion platform and a way to discuss matches in a deeper, richer way, but I’m not interested in doing only the podcasts. That said, others on our staff might want to continue and I’m OK with that.


Contact us at themaneland@gmail.com today to get started as a new contributor!

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PawedCast Episode 506: Cincinnati Rewind, OCB-Carolina Core, Columbus Preview, and More

The Lions claimed a late draw at Cincy and now host Columbus while OCB’s playoff hopes hang by a thread.

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Orlando City left it late again. Tyrese Spicer reprised his role from the Nashville game by providing the assist for a goal late in stoppage time, but this time it was a different goal scorer and a road draw instead of a home win. Alex Freeman played great against FC Cincinnati, so it was fitting that he literally pulled a point out of thin air on a Sunday night that saw the Lions squander numerous good opportunities to score while allowing the hosts only one Kevin Denkey strike.

We look back at the key moments, players, and plays of a critical road match, check our score predictions, and make our selections for Man of the Match, splitting the vote

This week’s mailbagbox asked us a pair of trivia questions and added an individual question for each host. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.

OCB got two points at Carolina Core FC when it needed three, but it did enough to stay alive in the postseason race but there is no margin for error. The Young Lions fell behind by two goals, battled back to get level, conceded again, and once again equalized on the road. Carlos Mercado then helped his team win the penalty shootout on his birthday to claim the extra point. OCB must beat FC Cincinnati 2 on Sunday at home and get help to reach the postseason.

Finally, Orlando City returns home with another game against a good team from the Buckeye State, as the Columbus Crew visits Inter&Co Stadium on Saturday. Whether Diego Rossi plays or not, the Crew are always a difficult opponent. We break down the series history, look at the battle ahead, provide our key matchups, and make our predictions for the final score.

Be sure to rate and review our show wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, we’ll read any five-star reviews we get on Apple Podcasts on the next show.

If you’d like to support our independent writing and podcasting efforts, we’d love to have you as a subscriber or donor over at our Buy Me a Coffee site.


Here’s how No. 506 went down:

0:15 – Orlando City didn’t seem to want to put the ball in the net, but maybe that’s because it wasn’t yet the death of stoppage time. Earlier goals are OK too, guys!

27:55 – The mailbagbox offers trivia, but no prizes if we get them right.

39:11 – OCB was listening to Meat Loaf and thinking two out of three ain’t bad, and the senior Lions prepare for Columbus.

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