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Ranking Every New MLS Jersey, Including Orlando City’s Brand New Away Kit
It's always an adventure when MLS clubs come up with new kit designs.
Without the history of their European counterparts, teams can get creative when deciding what to wear during any given season. And with many MLS clubs still looking to grow their brands, jersey designers have the freedom to get creative when putting these uniforms together.
We've seen plenty of subtle changes this year (Philadelphia), hat tips to club history (Chicago), and we've seen Columbus. But how do Orlando's new road whites stack up against the competition? Read on, as we rank every new MLS jersey ahead of the 2016 season.
14. Columbus Crew "For Columbus" Kits
#ForColumbus pic.twitter.com/5bWGEQBJ5N
— Columbus Crew SC (@ColumbusCrewSC) February 10, 2016
Hide the children.
I'm not even sure where to start with these uniforms, which have already been called ugly, garish and minion-like. They're ostensibly designed after the city flag, which is a neat idea, but has already been done by both New York City FC and the Chicago Fire.
The sad thing is, they would almost be tolerable if not for the inconceivable decision to pair them with light blue shorts. Rule of thumb: Any time your jersey adds two new colors that no one has ever associated with the club, be prepared for some backlash.
13. Real Salt Lake Home Kits
We’re back #RSL pic.twitter.com/LnuJ42Rwsm
— Real Salt Lake (@RealSaltLake) January 23, 2016
They sure are … red.
Real Salt Lake's new home kits are fine, but there's really not a whole lot to get excited about here. They're an improvement over what the club wore last season, but I think they're almost too minimalist. And it doesn't help that red is already one of the league's more overused colors.
Luckily, Joao Plata gets what I'm talking about. He's the perfect amount of excited here.
When you get new kits pic.twitter.com/H8JW66ZvzF
— Real Salt Lake (@RealSaltLake) January 23, 2016
12. San Jose Earthquakes Road Kits
It’s lit! #Quakes74 pic.twitter.com/tYHWVBZVmL
— San Jose Earthquakes (@SJEarthquakes) January 28, 2016Pretty much in the same boat as RSL.
Pretty much in the same boat as RSL.
They added sleeves and a sash to their 2015 road jersey. They're certainly an improvement, but also pretty forgettable.
Love that San Jose has completely different home and road kits though, so there really wasn't much I would've changed either.
11. New York City FC Road Kits
Introducing our 2016 @adidas secondary jersey #NYCFCKit #WeAreOne
Head to https://t.co/dCPPYAI3bn pic.twitter.com/lKPb7RLBDZ
— New York City FC (@NYCFC) February 10, 2016
We get it, you're not Man City.
NYCFC just dropped these new road kits, which expand on their previous secondary jerseys but don't necessarily improve on them. The pulse emanating from the badge is meant to represent "the energy of NYC," which honestly makes more sense than 99% of jersey symbolization.
This is the first bold redesign of the year to actually work, though I think the club can do more a with pretty awesome scheme.
10. D.C. United Home Kits
District of Columbia. It’s home. #DCU 2016 Primary Kit Release: https://t.co/pXIMkOYWQtpic.twitter.com/BUJfIviPCm
— D.C. United (@dcunited) February 8, 2016
This is a nice example of a club upgrading its weaker jersey set (personally, I think their road kits are already great), though it's mainly with a lot of cool, subtle changes.
The National Mall across the neck looks great, while the improved badge honors the '90s look of the club's logo (it's easy to forget that D.C. is ancient by MLS standards) while bringing the whole thing up to date.
Simple, but creative improvements. No complaints here.
The boys in the new away kit! #VamosOrlando pic.twitter.com/r0ZFehsxxL
— Orlando City SC (@OrlandoCitySC) February 9, 2016
8. New England Revolution Home Kits
Introducing the 2016 #NERevs Primary Kit! pic.twitter.com/zKtaMdbJIi
— NewEnglandRevolution (@NERevolution) February 12, 2016
So New England’s home kits just dropped last night, but I think it’s pretty safe to call them a definite improvement over what the Revs wore at Gillette Stadium a year ago.
And there’s only one major change.
The red-and-white bar down the center gives these a distinctive look, but avoids going too far and changing what was already a pretty sharp look. Plus, the new jerseys were supposedly inspired by the uniforms of colonial soldiers during the Revolutionary War. That’s jersey symbolism I think anyone can get behind.
7. Chicago Fire Home Kits
.@BadgerMSoccer @Drew_Conner1 He’s somewhere in that cloud of smoke… pic.twitter.com/jmbGNJGfaK
— Chicago Fire (@ChicagoFire) January 25, 2016
This is history done right.
As anyone who followed MLS towards the beginning of the century will tell you, the Fire just haven’t looked quite right lately without their white center stripe. The team’s home jersey featured a white stripe until 2010, as the Fire have more recently looked to the Chicago city flag for inspiration in designing their kits.
Hopefully, the return of the white stripe means Chicago is more serious about competing for the playoffs again. After all, they enjoyed their most successful years as a club in this classic look.
6. Portland Timbers Road Kits
Just in: pre-sale for these new Rose City Red kits begins Friday at 12 noon PT at https://t.co/WF6KqfVom0. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/kokYfCFGw0
— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) January 28, 2016
5. Los Angeles Galaxy Home Kits
☝ ☝️ pic.twitter.com/rrScMV8eiC
— LA Galaxy (@LAGalaxy) February 11, 2016
It's hard to screw up what's quickly becoming an iconic MLS look, and these new LA home kits certainly don't do that. The new take on the Galaxy sash is interesting, though I didn't see anything particularly wrong with how it looked a year ago.
These jerseys continue the less-is-more approach that many clubs seem to be taking in 2016, stripping down their old kits into something a little more minimalist. That might be the most pretentious sentence I've ever written on this site.
4. Sporting Kansas City Road Kits
Introducing #SportingKC‘s new secondary kit. #AllForTheCity pic.twitter.com/waJk78HVQW
— Sporting Kansas City (@SportingKC) February 8, 2016
These are gorgeous. But Dom looked better in purple.
3. Montreal Impact Home Kits
Le voici! Le maillot primaire #IMFC @BMO 2016!
Here it is! 2016 IMFC Primary jersey! pic.twitter.com/yzqXv6ACnZ— Impact de Montréal (@impactmontreal) February 12, 2016
Nobody in MLS needed a jersey upgrade more than the Montreal Impact. And they sure did get it.
These home kits are basically the club's alternate jersey from a year ago, tricked out with some symbolism (including metallic flowers on the jock tag) and improved enough to justify being the primary jersey.
These new kits give the Impact an identity, something they’ve sorely been missing the last couple seasons.
2. Philadelphia Union Home Kits
The squad loves Quigley. Thanks @ElmwoodParkZoo! pic.twitter.com/uZZ6vn4dQ3
— Philadelphia Union (@PhilaUnion) February 4, 2016
I know what you’re thinking. It’s the same jersey.
And you’re basically right. The Union already has one of the league’s best home kits, with the navy and gold giving the club a dignified and historic look (the road kits though, are kind of a disaster)
So Philly found the ultimate way to give their jerseys some spice in 2016:
— Philadelphia Union (@PhilaUnion) February 4, 2016
I actually think the snakeskin is a cool idea, albeit one that will NEVER show up for anyone watching a Union game. But for fans who want to rock these around Philadelphia, it’s definitely a nice addition.
And if Quigley the snake approves, then there’s really not much debate. These jerseys are sick.
1. Vancouver Whitecaps Road Kits
The official 2016 Sea-to-Sky jersey has arrived #VWFC #OurAllOurHonour
https://t.co/LktFmxDOC5 pic.twitter.com/DFCrFdoeXB
— Vancouver Whitecaps (@WhitecapsFC) February 1, 2016
The official 2016 Sea-to-Sky jersey has arrived #VWFC #OurAllOurHonour
https://t.co/LktFmxDOC5 pic.twitter.com/DFCrFdoeXB
— Vancouver Whitecaps (@WhitecapsFC) February 1, 2016
I love everything about these jerseys.
The shading just works beautifully with the Caps' already to-notch color scheme. (Sea-to-Sky? Sure, that's clever. Now shut up and let me compliment you.) Those stripes along the shoulders are also gorgeous.
Honestly, I've always had a soft spot for Vancouver's kits. And anything to make sure the jerseys from this game are never worn again is fine with me.
I think these are basically the quintessential MLS jerseys. They're not something any EPL team could ever pull off, but they're also not trying too hard like those atrocious "For Columbus" kits.
Vancouver's cracked the code, and other MLS clubs should take note.
Disclaimer: I know you probably disagree with me. I'd be shocked if you didn't. I mean, Chicago in seventh? What am I, crazy or something? Please let me know your thoughts on the new MLS threads in the comments section.
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 506: Cincinnati Rewind, OCB-Carolina Core, Columbus Preview, and More
The Lions claimed a late draw at Cincy and now host Columbus while OCB’s playoff hopes hang by a thread.
Orlando City left it late again. Tyrese Spicer reprised his role from the Nashville game by providing the assist for a goal late in stoppage time, but this time it was a different goal scorer and a road draw instead of a home win. Alex Freeman played great against FC Cincinnati, so it was fitting that he literally pulled a point out of thin air on a Sunday night that saw the Lions squander numerous good opportunities to score while allowing the hosts only one Kevin Denkey strike.
We look back at the key moments, players, and plays of a critical road match, check our score predictions, and make our selections for Man of the Match, splitting the vote
This week’s mailbagbox asked us a pair of trivia questions and added an individual question for each host. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
OCB got two points at Carolina Core FC when it needed three, but it did enough to stay alive in the postseason race but there is no margin for error. The Young Lions fell behind by two goals, battled back to get level, conceded again, and once again equalized on the road. Carlos Mercado then helped his team win the penalty shootout on his birthday to claim the extra point. OCB must beat FC Cincinnati 2 on Sunday at home and get help to reach the postseason.
Finally, Orlando City returns home with another game against a good team from the Buckeye State, as the Columbus Crew visits Inter&Co Stadium on Saturday. Whether Diego Rossi plays or not, the Crew are always a difficult opponent. We break down the series history, look at the battle ahead, provide our key matchups, and make our predictions for the final score.
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Here’s how No. 506 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City didn’t seem to want to put the ball in the net, but maybe that’s because it wasn’t yet the death of stoppage time. Earlier goals are OK too, guys!
27:55 – The mailbagbox offers trivia, but no prizes if we get them right.
39:11 – OCB was listening to Meat Loaf and thinking two out of three ain’t bad, and the senior Lions prepare for Columbus.
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 502: Galaxy Rewind, Ramiro Enrique Transfer News, OCB Defeats Crown Legacy, and More
Lions leave Leagues Cup empty handed, Ramiro Enrique could be on the move soon, OCB gets a vital win, and more
I couldn’t tell you why this show is nearly an hour other than the fact that we are verbose. Orlando City crashed out of Leagues Cup with back-to-back losses in games that had a Concacaf Champions Cup berth on the line. The Lions did almost nothing in the first half against the LA Galaxy on the road, and threw Martin Ojeda’s second-half equalizer away just seven minutes after he scored it with a horrendous turnover in their defensive third.
We discuss Orlando City’s 2-1 road loss, which featured one of Pedro Gallese’s best-ever saves as a Lion, although it ultimately didn’t matter much, looked back at our score predictions, and made our selections for Man of the Match.
We also discussed Seattle’s 3-0 win over Inter Miami in the final and the shenanigans that the Herons pulled after losing.
Ramiro Enrique was not in uniform Sunday night in the wake of reports that he’s about to be sold for a reported $3 million to a Saudi team. Although the timing isn’t perfect, it would be a good return for the Argentine striker.
This week’s mailbagbox asked about ice cream, donuts, Carlos Mercado vs. Javier Otero, and more. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
OCB picked up a much-needed three points with a home win over Crown Legacy at the death that nearly immediately became a draw at the even more death. Mercado was sensational in the match for the Young Lions and Thalles scored the timely goal to push the club over the playoff line for the time being. I nearly started to preview an OCB game that is more than a week ago, but the important thing is I stopped myself, otherwise the show would have been even longer.
The senior Lions are also off this week, so we’ll see you next week!
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Here’s how No. 502 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City looked to be following the same script as in the win at LA back in March, but then coughed up the ball in a dangerous spot to one of the Galaxy’s best scorers.
29:36 – The mailbagbox is trying to make us fat(ter).
46:38 – OCB has put together two consecutive late wins as the Young Lions try to get back into playoff contention after several rough weeks.
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Announcement: Change to The Mane Land’s Approach to Live Updates on Social Media
Here at The Mane Land, we were able to build a rather sizable following on social media early in our growth. We quickly surpassed a thousand followers while we were still a free independent WordPress site with just a few contributors posting about one new story per day. This helped us get the attention of SBNation, which we eventually joined.
When we joined SBNation’s roster of blogs, we quickly rose up the ranks to one of the most followed MLS team-specific accounts on Facebook and Twitter (especially the latter). We always had great engagement on Twitter, with mixed results on Facebook.
With all of that said, we take the relationship with our social media followers seriously, because our readers have helped our growth on those channels (and vice versa), and we know who our friends are. We’ve met a lot of our Twitter followers in person over the years, and we value those times we’ve spent with you.
All of this serves to preface that we’ve decided to change some things up, although it’s nothing too radical. Starting Friday, March 28, TML will no longer be live tweeting matches on Twitter (sorry, I’m still never going to call it X, because that’s dumb). We will also be reducing our already dwindling presence there. I want to emphasize that we are not deleting our account. We will continue to post new stories to the artist formerly known as Twitter. But that’s about all we’ll be doing there. This week’s OCB game will be the last match for which we’ll provide live updates on Twitter.
We will be moving all of our live game coverage to our Bluesky Social account.
Please note: This move should in no way be construed as a political one. There are several factors at play, and while some of our writers may not share political alignment with Twitter’s owner, that is not why I’ve chosen this course — with the support of the TML staff. If this was a political choice, we’d simply delete the account and quit using the platform entirely.
Once upon a time, Twitter used to drive a decent-ish (but, if I’m being honest, never great) amount of engagement to our website, which we could see in our analytics. It was also a place where we could engage with our followers, exchanging thoughts on the club and its players, and occasionally arguing a little bit about those topics.
Before you could simply buy a blue checkmark, Vox Media assisted us in getting vetted by the former ownership, which helped legitimize us as a reliable outlet covering Orlando City SC. That too helped us grow our follower base, but it all went away when the current owner decided to overpay for the platform and tried to monetize it by letting anyone buy a blue checkmark, flooding the non-checkmarked accounts with ads. That was the start of when we began seeing Twitter become less useful as a marketing tool for TML and when it started driving a lot less traffic to our website and podcasts.
Most of our post engagement on Twitter has dried up because of people leaving (or spending less time on) the platform. More likes and retweets are coming from bot accounts than ever before. Typically, we have been seeing a high percentage of post likes coming from obvious bot accounts. And it’s just not a pleasant place to be. There are far too many ads, and most of the “ads” we see in our feed aren’t advertising any service or product. They seem to be individual tweets boosted by…I don’t know, some algorithm, or maybe the account’s owner is actually paying for things like this to be boosted. Most, but not all, of those “ads” are political in nature, and many of the political ones feature easily disprovable lies.
But sometimes it’s random stuff like this:

When every fourth or fifth post is something like the above (or often something worse), it’s just not an enjoyable user experience. We’re not going to give the world’s richest man more money just to cleanse our timeline of it and have the old Twitter experience back (that’s the entire point of “premium,” to get us to pay to go ad free). That’s as valid a choice for a business model as any, I guess, but it’s not one we’re interested in boosting just to get things to go back to how they were.
Between the drop in engagement, the rise of unchecked bot activity, and the weirdness and frequency of the “ads,” it’s a place we’d like to spend less time. Again, we aren’t leaving. We’ll continue to let people on Twitter know when new stories drop. That’s always been our basic approach to Facebook, where we’ve never received a whole lot of engagement.
Bluesky Social, on the other hand, has been quite enjoyable in all the same ways Twitter used to be. With less than a third of the followers that we have on Twitter, our replies, likes, and reposts have been much higher on average over the past year, than those same posts on Twitter. Our podcast listeners submit far more questions there than on Twitter (but you can still ask on Twitter and we’ll answer them on the show). The Bluesky interface is slightly more clunky on desktop than Twitter (desktop is an important part of how I provide live updates during games), but it feels pretty much like Twitter used to. I have been trying to post on both Twitter and Bluesky for OCSC games, but doing both is problematic and more than a little stressful. By limiting live updates to Bluesky, it’ll make things easier for those of us doing this in our spare time for no real financial gain. I’m not asking the staff to start Bluesky accounts, but some of our writers already have them.
Our ask of you on this subject is…nothing. If you’re not on Bluesky, and you decide you don’t want or need another social media account, that’s a valid choice. If you want to join us on Bluesky, we’d love to see you. Our posts about our stories will be (and have been for some time) identical on both platforms (and on Facebook). The only change will be that we (mainly I) will spend more time on Bluesky, less on Twitter, and our live game coverage will be on Bluesky. You can still @ us on Twitter if you like. We may just be a bit less responsive.
Things change, especially technology and social media. Some of you remember MySpace. Or even AOL. It’s entirely possible that a future Twitter with better control of bots and ads may one day be worth egaging with more often again. That’s another reason for us not to delete the account.
At The Mane Land, our main reason for existence continues to be that we love telling the stories of our favorite MLS, NWSL, and MLS NEXT Pro soccer teams. That won’t change — even if the way we promote those stories does from time to time.
Feel free to reach out with any comments or questions you have. And, as always, thank you for your support over the last 11 years.
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