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The Mane Land 2016 MLS Power Rankings: Week 10
If you're watching an MLS game, there are two things that are fairly likely to happen: 1) the referee makes or doesn't make a call that is questionable at best and egregious at worst, and 2) someone in the commentary booth will refer to something as "world class." Perhaps the second falls under the pet peeve category, but I've reached a relative boiling point on the subject.
If you say something too many times it loses its meaning. Remember in season five of Mad Men when Roger trips LSD with his former secretary and (soon-to-be-ex wife) Jane? He tells her she's beautiful, and she responds with "That's all you ever say." In this scenario, MLS is Jane, everyone who talks and writes about MLS is Roger, and the phrase "world class" is "beautiful."
Why does every good play have to be "world class?" Can't it just be a good play? Are there no other adjectives that MLS color commentators have in their lexicons to describe a play that took great skill, strong effort, and that had a major impact on the game? Do those people also refer to other things in their lives as "world class?"
"Gee honey, this roast is world class!"
"Say friend, this ice cream cone is world class!"
"My, my, what a world-class film about birds!"
What does "world class" mean, anyway? Last I checked, the world was a pretty big place, with lots of classes. Calling something "world class" doesn't imply high quality, just that it is of some quality, regardless of whether it is good or bad. Calling a soccer play "world class" is just MLS exhibiting its inferiority complex over and over every week. Stop it, MLS. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken, and referring to yourself as "world class" doesn't make you as good as the Premier League. You're 20 years old now. Stop with the adolescent insecurities and just be you.
1. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 1)
LA is five points back of first with two games in hand, it has scored the most goals in the league despite that deficit in games played, and its goal differential is double that of the next-best team (12 to Colorado's six). A draw this week is good enough to keep the Galaxy in first place.
2. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 2)
Ditto for Colorado. The Rapids are in first place in MLS, which continues their sudden rise from irrelevancy to contenders. Also, this team will be adding Tim Howard over the summer, so don't expect them to go away.
3. FC Dallas (Last Week: 4)
Two wins in a week for Dallas, on the heels of three straight road losses, brings the Texans up to third. Dallas has New England, San Jose, and Houston for its next three — all of which should be very winnable games.
4. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 9)
The 'Caps took three wins from three games in the span of a week to vault into third in the Supporters' Shield standings as well as the Western Conference standings. I'm not certain Vancouver can be title contenders come playoff time, but the Whitecaps are certainly warming up.
5. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 5)
Putting the Quakes this high feels very wrong, but San Jose has produced so far this season to the tune of fifth place in the league. To me, this team feels a lot like D.C. from last year — they might be able to produce good regular season results, but there's no way they win the MLS Cup.
6. Toronto FC (Last Week: 3)
Way to put that home-field advantage to use, Toronto. After surviving that long road trip to start their season, the Reds dropped a thriller at home to Canadian counterpart Vancouver this week. Suddenly, tomorrow night's game against NYC figures to have a significant impact on the early season Eastern Conference playoff picture.
In other news, Sebastian Giovinco continues to be world-class superb. (See what I did there? I used a word that expressed how I felt about a player that didn’t make him relative to other soccer players in the world who may or may not be better than him. Isn’t that something?)
7. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 5)
After being the early pace-setter out west, RSL now finds itself in the heat of the race with 17 points, which ties Salt Lake with SKC on either side of the red line. It's been, and will be, an ultra-competitive Western Conference this year, and RSL might not have enough gas to last the whole season.
8. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 8)
Philly drew Montreal and LA this week, so they get the nod over the Impact in this week's rankings.
9. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 7)
Drogba scored this week, which makes him tied for second on the team in goals. I wonder how many more he would have scored if he had gone through preseason and played in the first portion of the season with the rest of his teammates like a big boy?
10. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 10)
SKC was lucky it played Orlando this week, because Orlando is making a nasty habit of allowing teams who are on terrible runs of form to win.
11. New York City FC (Last Week: 15)
Three wins in a row for the New York Soccer Yankees puts them in a tie with Montreal for first place in the East. Wanna see a real life rags-to-riches story (this side of Leicester City)? Just watch the Eastern Conference, where every team can go from first to last and back again.
12. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 11)
Jordan Morris didn’t score this week for Seattle, ending his record-setting rookie run. This is important, because J-Mo has officially taken the mantel of “USMNT Striker of the Future” from Jozy Altidore, whose hamstrings apparently have less fortitude than a cube of Jell-O.
13. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 12)
Portland was better than NYC this weekend and deserved better from the game. They won every statistical category on the stat sheet and Darlington Nagbe had a good game. However, Tommy McNamara and his 2016 edition mullet was the difference.
14. D.C. United (Last Week: 16)
D.C. beat the Red Bulls this week in a game pitting two teams with no hope of winning the championship against each other.
15. New England Revolution (Last Week: 17)
Major kudos to New England for capitalizing on C-Bus’ drama to acquire Kei Kamara. The Revs needed some kind of boost, and the front office should be proud that it was able to go out and grab a player who has the potential to be that boost.
16. Orlando City (Last Week: 13)
Orlando is now the owner of a six-game streak without a win, which is currently the longest running such streak in the league. I expect this team to still make the playoffs in the East, but if it doesn't, Adrian Heath should get fired (his suspension for this week's game at SKC notwithstanding).
17. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 14)
After going unbeaten in three, the Red Bulls lost to D.C. this week. This is kind of like if you were working really hard to climb up a hill, only to have a really old lady hit you on the head to send you tumbling back down again.
18. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 18)
Houston beat RSL to give itself two wins in its last three. The saddest part about MLS this year is that Houston is in last place in the West, but would be one point out of the playoffs in the East (and tied with Orlando).
19. Columbus Crew SC (Last Week: 18)
For whatever reason, Columbus decided to slam its championship window shut by trading Kei Kamara away. I'm not in the Crew locker room to be able to tell you how it went down so quickly, but I've got to think that either this had been brewing way longer than we realize or everyone in that locker room is far too sensitive.
20. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 20)
Chicago is so bad, I bet the NBC show of the same name gets better ratings than Fire games in the Windy City.
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 506: Cincinnati Rewind, OCB-Carolina Core, Columbus Preview, and More
The Lions claimed a late draw at Cincy and now host Columbus while OCB’s playoff hopes hang by a thread.
Orlando City left it late again. Tyrese Spicer reprised his role from the Nashville game by providing the assist for a goal late in stoppage time, but this time it was a different goal scorer and a road draw instead of a home win. Alex Freeman played great against FC Cincinnati, so it was fitting that he literally pulled a point out of thin air on a Sunday night that saw the Lions squander numerous good opportunities to score while allowing the hosts only one Kevin Denkey strike.
We look back at the key moments, players, and plays of a critical road match, check our score predictions, and make our selections for Man of the Match, splitting the vote
This week’s mailbagbox asked us a pair of trivia questions and added an individual question for each host. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
OCB got two points at Carolina Core FC when it needed three, but it did enough to stay alive in the postseason race but there is no margin for error. The Young Lions fell behind by two goals, battled back to get level, conceded again, and once again equalized on the road. Carlos Mercado then helped his team win the penalty shootout on his birthday to claim the extra point. OCB must beat FC Cincinnati 2 on Sunday at home and get help to reach the postseason.
Finally, Orlando City returns home with another game against a good team from the Buckeye State, as the Columbus Crew visits Inter&Co Stadium on Saturday. Whether Diego Rossi plays or not, the Crew are always a difficult opponent. We break down the series history, look at the battle ahead, provide our key matchups, and make our predictions for the final score.
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Here’s how No. 506 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City didn’t seem to want to put the ball in the net, but maybe that’s because it wasn’t yet the death of stoppage time. Earlier goals are OK too, guys!
27:55 – The mailbagbox offers trivia, but no prizes if we get them right.
39:11 – OCB was listening to Meat Loaf and thinking two out of three ain’t bad, and the senior Lions prepare for Columbus.
Podcasts
PawedCast Episode 502: Galaxy Rewind, Ramiro Enrique Transfer News, OCB Defeats Crown Legacy, and More
Lions leave Leagues Cup empty handed, Ramiro Enrique could be on the move soon, OCB gets a vital win, and more
I couldn’t tell you why this show is nearly an hour other than the fact that we are verbose. Orlando City crashed out of Leagues Cup with back-to-back losses in games that had a Concacaf Champions Cup berth on the line. The Lions did almost nothing in the first half against the LA Galaxy on the road, and threw Martin Ojeda’s second-half equalizer away just seven minutes after he scored it with a horrendous turnover in their defensive third.
We discuss Orlando City’s 2-1 road loss, which featured one of Pedro Gallese’s best-ever saves as a Lion, although it ultimately didn’t matter much, looked back at our score predictions, and made our selections for Man of the Match.
We also discussed Seattle’s 3-0 win over Inter Miami in the final and the shenanigans that the Herons pulled after losing.
Ramiro Enrique was not in uniform Sunday night in the wake of reports that he’s about to be sold for a reported $3 million to a Saudi team. Although the timing isn’t perfect, it would be a good return for the Argentine striker.
This week’s mailbagbox asked about ice cream, donuts, Carlos Mercado vs. Javier Otero, and more. Remember, if there’s anything — and we do mean anything — you want us to address on the show, just ask us by tweeting it to us at @TheManeLand with the hashtag #AskTMLPC, or hitting us up on Bluesky Social with that same hashtag.
OCB picked up a much-needed three points with a home win over Crown Legacy at the death that nearly immediately became a draw at the even more death. Mercado was sensational in the match for the Young Lions and Thalles scored the timely goal to push the club over the playoff line for the time being. I nearly started to preview an OCB game that is more than a week ago, but the important thing is I stopped myself, otherwise the show would have been even longer.
The senior Lions are also off this week, so we’ll see you next week!
Be sure to rate and review our show wherever you get your podcasts. Remember, we’ll read any five-star reviews we get on Apple Podcasts on the next show.
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Here’s how No. 502 went down:
0:15 – Orlando City looked to be following the same script as in the win at LA back in March, but then coughed up the ball in a dangerous spot to one of the Galaxy’s best scorers.
29:36 – The mailbagbox is trying to make us fat(ter).
46:38 – OCB has put together two consecutive late wins as the Young Lions try to get back into playoff contention after several rough weeks.
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Announcement: Change to The Mane Land’s Approach to Live Updates on Social Media
Here at The Mane Land, we were able to build a rather sizable following on social media early in our growth. We quickly surpassed a thousand followers while we were still a free independent WordPress site with just a few contributors posting about one new story per day. This helped us get the attention of SBNation, which we eventually joined.
When we joined SBNation’s roster of blogs, we quickly rose up the ranks to one of the most followed MLS team-specific accounts on Facebook and Twitter (especially the latter). We always had great engagement on Twitter, with mixed results on Facebook.
With all of that said, we take the relationship with our social media followers seriously, because our readers have helped our growth on those channels (and vice versa), and we know who our friends are. We’ve met a lot of our Twitter followers in person over the years, and we value those times we’ve spent with you.
All of this serves to preface that we’ve decided to change some things up, although it’s nothing too radical. Starting Friday, March 28, TML will no longer be live tweeting matches on Twitter (sorry, I’m still never going to call it X, because that’s dumb). We will also be reducing our already dwindling presence there. I want to emphasize that we are not deleting our account. We will continue to post new stories to the artist formerly known as Twitter. But that’s about all we’ll be doing there. This week’s OCB game will be the last match for which we’ll provide live updates on Twitter.
We will be moving all of our live game coverage to our Bluesky Social account.
Please note: This move should in no way be construed as a political one. There are several factors at play, and while some of our writers may not share political alignment with Twitter’s owner, that is not why I’ve chosen this course — with the support of the TML staff. If this was a political choice, we’d simply delete the account and quit using the platform entirely.
Once upon a time, Twitter used to drive a decent-ish (but, if I’m being honest, never great) amount of engagement to our website, which we could see in our analytics. It was also a place where we could engage with our followers, exchanging thoughts on the club and its players, and occasionally arguing a little bit about those topics.
Before you could simply buy a blue checkmark, Vox Media assisted us in getting vetted by the former ownership, which helped legitimize us as a reliable outlet covering Orlando City SC. That too helped us grow our follower base, but it all went away when the current owner decided to overpay for the platform and tried to monetize it by letting anyone buy a blue checkmark, flooding the non-checkmarked accounts with ads. That was the start of when we began seeing Twitter become less useful as a marketing tool for TML and when it started driving a lot less traffic to our website and podcasts.
Most of our post engagement on Twitter has dried up because of people leaving (or spending less time on) the platform. More likes and retweets are coming from bot accounts than ever before. Typically, we have been seeing a high percentage of post likes coming from obvious bot accounts. And it’s just not a pleasant place to be. There are far too many ads, and most of the “ads” we see in our feed aren’t advertising any service or product. They seem to be individual tweets boosted by…I don’t know, some algorithm, or maybe the account’s owner is actually paying for things like this to be boosted. Most, but not all, of those “ads” are political in nature, and many of the political ones feature easily disprovable lies.
But sometimes it’s random stuff like this:

When every fourth or fifth post is something like the above (or often something worse), it’s just not an enjoyable user experience. We’re not going to give the world’s richest man more money just to cleanse our timeline of it and have the old Twitter experience back (that’s the entire point of “premium,” to get us to pay to go ad free). That’s as valid a choice for a business model as any, I guess, but it’s not one we’re interested in boosting just to get things to go back to how they were.
Between the drop in engagement, the rise of unchecked bot activity, and the weirdness and frequency of the “ads,” it’s a place we’d like to spend less time. Again, we aren’t leaving. We’ll continue to let people on Twitter know when new stories drop. That’s always been our basic approach to Facebook, where we’ve never received a whole lot of engagement.
Bluesky Social, on the other hand, has been quite enjoyable in all the same ways Twitter used to be. With less than a third of the followers that we have on Twitter, our replies, likes, and reposts have been much higher on average over the past year, than those same posts on Twitter. Our podcast listeners submit far more questions there than on Twitter (but you can still ask on Twitter and we’ll answer them on the show). The Bluesky interface is slightly more clunky on desktop than Twitter (desktop is an important part of how I provide live updates during games), but it feels pretty much like Twitter used to. I have been trying to post on both Twitter and Bluesky for OCSC games, but doing both is problematic and more than a little stressful. By limiting live updates to Bluesky, it’ll make things easier for those of us doing this in our spare time for no real financial gain. I’m not asking the staff to start Bluesky accounts, but some of our writers already have them.
Our ask of you on this subject is…nothing. If you’re not on Bluesky, and you decide you don’t want or need another social media account, that’s a valid choice. If you want to join us on Bluesky, we’d love to see you. Our posts about our stories will be (and have been for some time) identical on both platforms (and on Facebook). The only change will be that we (mainly I) will spend more time on Bluesky, less on Twitter, and our live game coverage will be on Bluesky. You can still @ us on Twitter if you like. We may just be a bit less responsive.
Things change, especially technology and social media. Some of you remember MySpace. Or even AOL. It’s entirely possible that a future Twitter with better control of bots and ads may one day be worth egaging with more often again. That’s another reason for us not to delete the account.
At The Mane Land, our main reason for existence continues to be that we love telling the stories of our favorite MLS, NWSL, and MLS NEXT Pro soccer teams. That won’t change — even if the way we promote those stories does from time to time.
Feel free to reach out with any comments or questions you have. And, as always, thank you for your support over the last 11 years.
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