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The Mane Land MLS Power Rankings: Week 33
The playoff race is quickly coming to a close as four teams in either conference have officially been mathematically eliminated. With several teams also ensuring their spots in the postseason, the fates of only a handful of teams remain in the balance as the 2018 regular season draws to a close.
The New York Red Bulls and Atlanta United continue to remain in lock step for the top spot in the Eastern Conference and Supporters’ Shield, but FC Dallas has opened up some space over Sporting Kansas City for the West crown.
See how all of last week’s action affected this week’s Power Rankings:
1. New York Red Bulls (Last Week: 1)
The Red Bulls kept pace with Atlanta United with a victory over the San Jose Earthquakes. New York overwhelmed the Quakes on the road with Bradley Wright-Phillips scoring his 20th of the campaign and Alex Muyl and Aaron Long also getting in on the action.
2. Seattle Sounders (Last Week: 2)
Seattle scored goals for fun as the Sounders notched their 11th victory in 13 matches. The 4-1 win gives the Rave Green a four-point cushion in fifth place and also provides the club with a golden opportunity to jump arch-rivals Portland.
3. Atlanta United (Last Week: 3)
Miguel Almiron is scheduled to miss the final stages of the regular season, which throws a wrench into the Supporters’ Shield race. Atlanta managed to see off the New England Revolution without their keystone, but all eyes will be on the Five Stripes to see if they stumble on the run-in.
4. FC Dallas (Last Week: 4)
Dallas took care of business against an Orlando City side that looked obviously already eliminated in the second half. The Hoops carved the Lions apart for the opener before adding the nail in the coffin courtesy of Victor Ulloa. Dallas now has a four-point cushion at the top of the West.
5. Philadelphia Union (Last Week: 6)
The Union had an opportunity to move up in the East standings and they took it. Minnesota United didn’t know what hit it as Philadelphia took a 4-0 lead into halftime. Fafa Picault scored twice and three other players chipped in as Philly DOOPed its way to a potential home playoff match.
6. Sporting Kansas City (Last Week: 5)
Johnny Russell saved the day for SKC with his curler in the 83rd minute. Sporting had by far been the better side on the evening but, thanks to a penalty, nearly saw all three points slip away at home. Russell’s strike meant the home team kept a point even if they dropped to second in the West.
7. Portland Timbers (Last Week: 7)
The Timbers got back in the scoring groove, piling it on Real Salt Lake in the second half. Sebastian Blanco led the charge as Portland got all three points and vaulted to the fourth spot in the West.
8. D.C. United (Last Week: 9)
Wayne Rooney magic was at it again in D.C. The Englishman bagged a second-half brace — the second from the spot — to lift United to a 2-1 victory over Chicago. D.C. seems to be the favorite to unseat Montreal from its current playoff spot with two games in hand and just a two-point disadvantage.
9. Los Angeles FC (Last Week: 10)
LAFC sealed its first playoff berth emphatically, trouncing the Colorado Rapids, 3-0. Bob Bradley’s side may be the deadliest team on set pieces in the league as Walker Zimmerman scored yet again. Adama Diomande got back into dominating scoring form as well, adding a brace for good measure.
10. LA Galaxy (Last Week: 11)
The Galaxy tried to hold on for dear life after Zlatan Ibrahimovic gave Los Angeles the lead from the spot early on. Unfortunately with 34 shots and eight saves by David Bingham, the LA defense broke and dropped two points. Luckily with RSL’s loss, the Galaxy still gained ground on the final playoff spot in the West.
11. Vancouver Whitecaps (Last Week: 12)
Kei Kamara dealt the death blow to Toronto after Russell Teibert got things started early. Things looked a little hazy for the Caps after Doneil Henry was called for a hand ball and allowed TFC to equalize. But in the end, there’s still hope for Vancouver to make the postseason.
12. Columbus Crew (Last Week: 8)
Try as they might, the Crew just could not find the back of the net. Columbus took 14 shots and forced Evan Bush into a staggering nine saves but was left scoreless on the afternoon. Combined with poor defending, it was a frustrating afternoon for the away side.
13. Montreal Impact (Last Week: 20)
On the brink of dropping below the red line, Montreal responded emphatically. Bush stood on his head in goal, denying every Crew opportunity while the offense responded in kind, slotting three past Zack Steffen. The Impact are still at the mercy of D.C. United, but they’re going down swinging.
14. New York City FC (Last Week: 16)
NYCFC had the weekend off.
15. Real Salt Lake (Last Week: 14)
Hope was fleeting for RSL after Jefferson Savarino’s masterful strike drew his side level near the hour mark. But Salt Lake crumbled in the final minutes, allowing three goals down the stretch and keeping the club in the danger zone above the red line.
16. Toronto FC (Last Week: 15)
Any hope of a miracle run is over for TFC after losing to Vancouver. Even a man down, Toronto found a way to equalize late on via Jozy Altidore’s penalty but couldn’t stop Kei Kamara from taking the victory just five minutes later.
17. Chicago Fire (Last Week: 17)
It was agony for Chicago in D.C. as the Fire let a result slip through their grasp. Aleksandar Katai and Raheem Edwards made the United defense look foolish to take the lead in the second half but allowed Rooney to equalize just 10 minutes later. A clumsy challenge from Johan Kappelhof in the penalty area sealed their fate, giving Rooney a spot kick and all three points.
18. Minnesota United (Last Week: 13)
Defense was not on offer for the Loons against Philadelphia. Down 4-0 at the half thanks to some shambolic defending, the Union mercifully took their foot off the gas and only scored once in the second half. Playoffs are once again out of reach for Adrian Heath and the Loons.
19. New England Revolution (Last Week: 19)
New England isn’t hanging on to much more than hope after a decisive loss in Atlanta. Juan Agudelo’s goal at the death made the score look closer than the match actually was. The Revs now have one win in their last 14 matches.
20. Houston Dynamo (Last Week: 18)
The Dynamo were dumped out of the playoffs in unceremonious fashion by the Sounders. Barely a half hour had gone by and the Houston defense had already allowed two goals, to be matched by two more in the second half. After a promising start to the year, the long, slow descent is finally over.
21. San Jose Earthquakes (Last Week: 21)
The news of Matias Almeyda taking charge in the Bay Area probably means Earthquakes faithful don’t mind too much that they were beaten soundly by the Red Bulls over the weekend. Even if the present is dull in San Jose, there’s suddenly some excitement for the future.
22. Orlando City (Last Week: 22)
Orlando looked solid for the first 45 minutes, nearly beating Jesse Gonzalez a pair of times before collapsing in the second half. At this stage, results are secondary for the Lions, but that doesn’t mean points wouldn’t be welcomed in Central Florida.
23. Colorado Rapids (Last Week: 23)
In unsurprising fashion, the Rapids were blown to smithereens by LAFC. Just one shot on target from a tough angle is almost never going to be enough for a result, but that’s what you get when you trade your lone goal scorer to Dallas.
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A Note About Hurricane Milton and The Mane Land
First of all, be safe. Second of all, be safe. Third of all, here’s what’s up regarding our upcoming schedule.
Hello, Mane Landers! With another powerful storm bearing down on the Sunshine State, it’s good to know that Orlando City and OCB are off and the Pride are on the road this weekend. We hope that everyone remains safe as Hurricane Milton passes through and near the areas in which many of you (and us) live.
As always, I hate writing these pieces but it seems to be required at least once per year, so I wanted to let everyone know that we at The Mane Land are going to do our best to continue our normal coverage and publication schedule as best we can — understanding that we are not a priority for anyone in the area at the moment. Our schedule in the coming days is not really up to us, as there are always unknown aspects to every storm, and while Hurricane Milton may or may not disrupt some or all of us personally, there are cell, internet, and electricity services that could be affected — something far beyond our control — to the point where our normal service isn’t possible. So we ask that you be aware of that and to be patient if that happens.
Hopefully our cable/satellite/electricity/internet will stay on for all the normal reasons, as well as so we can continue our coverage of Orlando’s soccer teams.
As Hurricane Milton threatens our state, we want to wish all of you the best of luck. Mother Nature is not a force to be trifled with, so we hope that everyone takes the mindset to err on the side of caution rather than take unnecessary risks. The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
The weather is undefeated and should never be challenged.
For those who read us throughout the Central Florida area and beyond, please let this serve as a reminder that several of our writers will be within reach of the storm, and all or some of us could find ourselves without power, internet, and/or cell service soon. Some of our staff members live in the more vulnerable areas along the Gulf Coast and Space Coast, where flooding could be severe.
When The Weather Channel sends people to your area to broadcast about the storm, you definitely take notice.
The safety of the TML staff is obviously of paramount importance to me. I urge all of our staff to take appropriate precautions, including – should they deem it necessary – evacuation. I urge everyone to be wherever they’re going to be by 5 p.m. tonight and then to stay put. As a website, we will strive to continue to function as normally as possible over the coming days.
I will personally do everything in my power (provided I have power and either the internet or cell service, or both) to maintain the site’s schedule of features with whatever breaking news we can cover over the span of the storm’s passing and beyond. However, please be aware that the site could potentially go without updates for an indeterminate period if the storm is particularly destructive and leaves us without power/internet, or with more immediate problems that must be overcome before we can even think about sitting down to write a blog post or record a podcast. This may be unavoidable, but we will do everything we can to avoid it.
I will try to provide updates from The Mane Land Twitter account (@TheManeLand) periodically to let people know that we’re OK as I get reports from our staff, and what the status of stories will be over the days (and weeks, if need be) to come. We hope the storm isn’t too disruptive to our daily functions but…this is a blog and it is infinitely less important than real life. I guess what I’m trying to say is that we’ll do what we have to do and get back to normal as quickly as we can.
Hopefully I’ll be able to look back on this post in a few days and laugh about having written it.
But this is a two-way community, so enough about us. Where are you located in relation to the storm’s path? What are you doing to prepare for the hurricane? Are you getting out of harm’s way, or are you staying put? How are you planning to pass the time? What are your best hurricane hacks? Let us know what you’re up to in the comments section below and keep us updated on how the weather is affecting your area.
Stay safe, Lion Nation.
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Reflecting on Eight Years with The Mane Land
A look back over my time with The Mane Land (so far).
As of last week, I have been a contributor at The Mane Land for eight years. That’s longer than I’ve ever been at any of my actual jobs in my life. There are literally only a couple of people who have been with the site longer, but I’m still amazed at how long it’s been. This is not to say I’m going anywhere, but rather I wanted to take the opportunity to look back at the past eight years, and look ahead to the future.
Unlike some, I didn’t come to be a supporter of Orlando City until it was announced that the club was joining MLS. At the time, I was contemplating picking a club to follow in MLS, but being in Tallahassee, there were no nearby options at that time. I considered FC Dallas and D.C. United, given the two were geographically closer in proximity to me than any others. Fortunately, it was literally while I was considering my options that the announcement was made regarding Orlando City’s jump to MLS. It was an easy decision.
As I do in many aspects of my life, I immediately started researching my new club, which led me to the content being produced by The Mane Land. There was also an article on the site titled “Join The Mane Land Staff.” I had often over the years internally bemoaned that I rarely used my Bachelor’s degree in English, and the desire to write welled up in me so much that I emailed the staff.
In response, one of our former editors, Andrew Marcinko, contacted me and said “I think your voice would be a great fit on TML.” He asked me to submit a Fan Post (those went away with our presence on SBN), and then another piece for review. Following that, our founder and managing editor, Michael Citro, emailed me to welcome me to the staff. I had no idea at the time how big a part of my life this blog would become.
I started out writing Monday’s Lions Links — often one of the more difficult days to write — and a feature piece. It’s been many years gone by now, but there was a time when the feature piece was “Pride Pub,” an ongoing series that paired craft beer and good food based on Orlando City’s opponent. I can tell you that the research for that was very enjoyable, and I still use some of the recipes I found to this day.
Eventually, I started contributing more match coverage and analytical pieces. Staff came and went, but I never thought to leave since I was enjoying myself. Sometime after that, I was promoted to senior columnist, for which I’m grateful. I can without reservation say that I’m a better writer thanks to my time with the site, and from working with such excellent staff.
In November of 2016, Michael asked if I wanted to give co-hosting The Mane Land PawedCast a try. My first recording was for Episode 71. We just recorded Episode 354, and with the exception of maybe two or three episodes, I have been on every single one of 283 episodes over the last six plus years. Michael and I have spent a lot of time talking on and off the podcast over the years, and I’m proud of what we have produced and to call him my friend.
We recently added an Orlando Pride-specific podcast called Skopurp: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. For years we wanted to give the Pride the time and attention the club deserves. Now, it is a reality, but one that I ask you to listen to and share. I’ll even put out that although Michael and I are the current hosts, we merely consider ourselves stewards and are hoping to get others to come onboard and eventually take it to the next level.
When I started with The Mane Land, the site had just made the move from a free WordPress site to the SBNation network. It was a big deal, and for many years it was a good partnership. Of course that all came to an end not too long ago, and our blog went the independent route thanks to the incredibly generous support of our readers and listeners. In fact, if you want to be one of those supporting our efforts, please go to our Buy Me A Coffee site to become a member. The move has allowed a flexibility we didn’t have before, but I really want others to have the same sense of joy and accomplishment that I have as a member of our staff.
At one point we had nearly twice the staff that we do now, and as you know, many hands make light work. The opposite of that is also true. I genuinely believe that there must be others out there with the same passion for Orlando City as I have — with the same desire to have their voice heard, whether through the written word or on a podcast. I promise you there is an opportunity to contribute here with us. Our internal discussions are informative, engaging, and often funny. Please consider joining us, as I did eight years ago. I haven’t regretted it and I know you won’t either.
I want to thank all of those who contributed to The Mane Land over the years. There are many that I am still in touch with, though they are no longer a part of the staff. Of course, the current staff are a pleasure to work with, and I appreciate their dedication to what we are trying to do.
Finally, I want to thank the readers and listeners over the years. From those who regularly comment on our articles, to those that I’ve personally met at matches or even randomly on the street, you are a big reason that we do all of this. You are a big reason why I’ve been doing this for the better part of a decade. it is always a genuine pleasure hearing your thoughts or simply sharing a moment of joy together — U.S. Open Cup final, anyone?
So, thank you. I look forward to many more years of this journey together.
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The Mane Land Announces Membership Program
Maximize your Mane Land experience with our new TML membership program while supporting our independent efforts.
Hello, readers of The Mane Land and listeners of our podcasts. Before you start reading this, please note that the most important part of this post is at the end. So, don’t stop until you get to the bottom.
You may recall that when we left SBNation to become independent, we really weren’t sure the best way to go about that. Many of our readers and listeners generously offered to help us make that transition, but we still weren’t sure the best path forward, so we took a poll.
The poll was pretty much split down the middle between those who preferred a one-time, Kickstarter-style campaign (which we did, and those of you who stepped up to help completely blew us away!) and those who favored a Patreon-style, subscription-based membership with extra perks. In fact, the member subscriptions option got a few more votes in our poll.
The folks who took part in our GoFundMe fundraiser were fantastic and are now immortalized on this very site on the “Our Founders” page. But we had always planned to give folks the option to choose whichever method of support they preferred and we tried to communicate that throughout the process. It took a little longer than expected to get up and running, but our membership subscription program is now in place! (You may notice the fancy new banner ad about it on the home page, echoed below.)
Part of that delay was thinking up something that didn’t encroach on the benefits we gave our Founders. Those folks helped us get started and deserve the exclusivity of the perks they got. The other part of the delay is that there just aren’t enough hours in the day. (However, for you guys, I’m willing to be cloned.)
We have utilized the popular Buy Me a Coffee platform to run this program. You can find the basics here. The Mane Land premium membership program includes three tiers of membership, as well as the option to click on the “Support” tab for those who just want to help us out whenever, without joining the program or adding any recurring “appointment-based” payments to their budgets. We love that feature of Buy Me a Coffee (or “Buy Us a Beer” in our case…you drink what you like).
For those who do choose to become members, we hope we have provided value and we are planning to add benefits along the way, in addition to providing special giveaways, events, etc. (more on that below). We have also provided subscription options — with monthly or annual memberships. The annual cost essentially gives you 12 months for the price of 10.
Current Benefits
The current membership benefits depend on which level of support you choose — Homegrown Player, TAM Player, or Designated Player level. Each level includes all benefits from the lower tiers, with additional benefits for each higher level.
Homegrown Player: This is a basic set-it-and-forget-it level of support for The Mane Land, providing a way for our readers and podcast listeners to contribute to the success of TML‘s independence goals. We want to compensate our current volunteers, replace lost income of those who previously received small stipends from being part of the SBNation network, add photographers, attract new writers, and expand our coverage. Additionally, each Homegrown Player Level member will be recognized in a Lion Links column, which is still typically our most widely read post of each day and one of the top daily links columns among soccer sites. Homegrown Player Level members will also be included in any future prize drawings we have or events we host and may be subject to future benefits as they are added.
TAM Player: In addition to Homegrown Player benefits, TAM Players will receive a new weekly e-newsletter in their inbox (unless you opt out…some people hate email). These will be informal missives from myself, other TML writers, or a combination, discussing what’s on our mind regarding Orlando City, the Pride, OCB, or soccer in general. Think of it as an extra post from our site that may cover multiple topics. Additionally, you’ll get a 10% discount from our web shop items that we control (presently, that means everything except our listed MLS Shop items). We will definitely have more benefits coming for this level soon and will look for opportunities to include additional benefits as they become available.
Designated Player: This limited availability level of support includes all perks from the Homegrown and TAM levels, but it goes beyond. Your discount at our webshop (for items we control) will be 15% off. Additionally, we’ll send you Zoom links to watch us “make the doughnuts” whenever we record the podcast. This includes when we interview guests. You’ll see how the sausage is made behind the scenes and everything that we say, some of which will end up on the cutting room floor before the final podcast is sent out. This includes both The Mane Land PawedCast and SkoPurp Soccer: An Orlando Pride PawedCast. And after two months of membership you can commission a bonus episode of either podcast simply by letting us know what topic you want us to cover. Think of this as an extended Ask Us Anything. We’ll do a whole show about your topic and you can even join us to discuss it if you wish.
The DP Level will certainly have additional benefits tacked on as we move forward. It is currently limited to 40 members but could be expanded slightly depending on demand and our Zoom attendance.
Future Benefits / Benefits Under Consideration
While we won’t be able to schedule these due to the random nature of items falling into our hands, there will be periodic prize giveaways in drawings that include all of our members, regardless of level. The catch is that you get one entry per level of support, meaning Homegrown Player Level members will get one entry per prize drawing, TAM Player Level members will get two entries per drawing, and Designated Player Level members get three entries for prize drawings. Some of the kinds of items we have come across in the past include match tickets, trinkets, posters, scarves, and so on.
We are planning to add a message board to our website, well…soon-ish is the word that comes to mind. The plan for the message board is to build our community and further the discussion about the club. As part of this, we’re planning an exclusive, members-only area of that message board that TAM and DP members can access. This will be a place our staff can share informational nuggets we can’t necessarily write stories about for various reasons and interact with our members on a daily basis.
Other things in the works include meet-and-greets/watch parties where you can chat with TML staff members and catch a road match with a bunch of like-minded Orlando City/Pride fans while we all cheer on the team together. There may also be other informal outings with one or more members of the staff, organized fantasy leagues, random Zoom calls for Q&A sessions, and perhaps even some organized group outings for Orlando City / Pride matches, national team games, etc.
The Most Important Part of This Post
Remember at the top of this post, when I said the most important part is at the bottom? Well, that seems like a long time ago, now, so it’s OK if you’ve already forgotten.
The most important part of our membership program is you. We want your feedback so we can make this program something that interests and excites you. We want to know what you like and dislike about this program. We want to know if there are some things we didn’t think of that interest you. If you like what we’re offering, tell us! If you hate what we’re offering, we want to know what you’d prefer instead or in addition. If you want to go drinking with Dave, we can probably arrange that, but it’ll be a unique tier and we’ll have to figure out the cost of that.
No idea is too crazy to suggest, even if it’s too insane for us to actually offer. Let us know what you want from your subscription and we’ll see if that’s something we can do. We’ll make it easy for you by putting the form right here below this post, which is now concluded.
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