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Orlando City vs. New York Red Bulls: Final Score 1-0 as Toothless Lions Fall at Home
Orlando City’s playoff motto for 2024 was “All Teeth,” but the team again showed no bite offensively in a 1-0 loss to the New York Red Bulls at Inter&Co Stadium in the Eastern Conference final. A redirected John Tolkin free kick by Andres Reyes early in the second half was the difference as the Lions were shut out for the second time in these playoffs — finishing with four goals in five 2024 postseason matches. It was the fourth time in the club’s last nine postseason matches. Despite conceding only twice across five playoff games, Orlando City is out.
The team had its chances, although they were few, but lacked lethality in front, particularly on a first-half chance that could have put the visitors on their heels. As a result, Orlando finished 0-2-1 in three games against New York in 2024, without scoring a goal against the opposition. The lone draw featured a goal in Orlando’s favor, courtesy of a Red Bulls own goal by Noah Eile.
“Obviously, a few words will not tell the whole story about how we feel tonight after not getting this result,” Orlando City Head Coach Oscar Pareja said after the match. “I thought we had a good season and we had a bunch of things just to be proud of, but it’s very painful at this moment that we’re not achieving that objective. And that tells us that we have grown. This is a playoff game. I thought New York had two shots. It was a very rocky game for both. But in those options they took it and we didn’t take ours when we had the chance.”
Pareja’s lineup had no changes, with goalkeeper Pedro Gallese starting behind a back line of Rafael Santos, Robin Jansson, Rodrigo Schlegel, and Dagur Dan Thorhallsson. Cesar Araujo and Wilder Cartagena started in central midfield behind an attacking line of Ivan Angulo, Martin Ojeda, and Facundo Torres, with Ramiro Enrique up top.
The game was cagey from the onset, with New York holding more of the ball than it normally does. Orlando stayed well organized and didn’t give up many good looks, but also rarely broke down the Red Bulls’ attack to go the other way. The Lions were untidy in their passing as well, which broke down opportunities to get into the final third.
The game was back and forth for more than half an hour before a scoring chance materialized, and it was a good one. Cartagena unlocked the defense with a pass to Ojeda, sending the Argentine down the left side. Ojeda did well to draw two defenders toward himself and fed a pass to Torres in the box. Torres had time and space but fired his shot too close to goalkeeper Carlos Coronel, who made a good, if not difficult, save to keep the match scoreless in the 32nd minute.
New York’s first shot came two minutes later when Lewis Morgan went down softly, drawing a free kick from referee Rosendo Mendoza. The kick was from at least 30 yards out so the service was sent short, as Dante Vanzeir deflected it out front. The redirection didn’t miss the upper right corner by much.
The Lions should have had a good opportunity to score in the 39th minute when Enrique stole a ball in the attacking half. Entering the box on the right side, he had a trailing defender and rather than rip a shot with his right foot, he tried to make a move to improve his positioning inside, but he couldn’t finesse it past and the chance evaporated.
Vanzeir got inside of Santos in the 42nd minute but his angle was severe and he put a shot into the outside netting.
That was about it for the good looks at goal in the first half, as the teams went to the break without a goal on the board.
The visitors held the halftime advantage in possession (57.4%-42.6%), shots (4-1), corners (1-0), and passing accuracy (80.4%-74.3%). The Lions had more shots on target (1-0). But it was mostly a dull half with few chances and little play of note from the Lions.
“We had two or three chances in the first half that were really good chances for us that could have changed the game,” Ojeda said.
The decisive play came just moments after the restart on an unnecessary foul by Angulo just to New York’s attacking right side of the penalty area. Tolkin sent in the cross to the back post, where no one bothered to mark Reyes, who knocked it off the inside of the post and in to make it 1-0 in the 47th minute.
“A very unnecessary foul,” Pareja said about conceding the set piece. “We’re dealing with this obvious frustration. I have not seen (the goal on film). But what I saw in the game is not just that (Reyes) came out free, but the ball was very tight. I would have to see it. In this kind of games, it seems that those things sometimes are the tiebreaker.”
That was all the scoring the visitors needed, as Orlando rarely threatened Coronel’s goal frame, putting two more shots on frame in the second half, but neither was much of a threat.
Orlando managed to win a few set pieces over the next several minutes but couldn’t do anything with them. Jansson had a ball come off of him in the box in the 59th minute that pinged around but didn’t threaten goal. He felt he was knocked down from behind in the aftermath, and there was some contact, but no foul was given and it was a speculative shout for a penalty.
Chasing the match, Pareja sent Duncan McGuire and Luis Muriel on in the 61st minute for Enrique and Thorhallsson, moving Angulo to right back. The move nearly paid off three minutes later, when Reyes, already on a yellow card, raised a high boot that caught McGuire in the head. Mendoza inexplicably didn’t give the obvious second yellow card, allowing New York to keep 11 men on the pitch. There could hardly be an easier yellow card decision, but none was forthcoming.
Reyes then took a shot to the face from an Ojeda free kick a few minutes later and left the match either for precautionary reasons or because he’d gotten away with a second yellow offense already and the Red Bulls didn’t want to push their luck.
New York cleared a corner kick in the 78th minute that fell to Santos well outside the box. The Brazilian fired a shot on target but it was from too far out to trouble Coronel, who made the save. A minute later, McGuire ran onto a good ball over the top and fired with his weaker left foot from the left side, but the ball squirted off his foot sideways and sailed wide.
The Lions got a chance in the 84th minute on a Santos cross that skipped off the head of a defender and fell near the back post. Angulo knocked it just wide of the right post. Moments later, Ojeda won a corner and then picked out Torres in front, but the Uruguayan couldn’t get much power on his knockdown header, which bounced straight at Coronel.
Orlando again shouted for a penalty in the second minute of stoppage time. A set piece into the ball was cleared to the top of the box and looked as if it may have caught Cory Burke’s outstretched arm. It wasn’t given, and Burke streaked down the field on a breakaway. Gallese came well out of his box and did well to knock it away and Schlegel prevented further danger by holding a player back, picking up a yellow card for the professional foul.
The Lions couldn’t mount much of anything after that, and the full-time whistle blew on Orlando City’s 2024 season.
The Lions finished with the advantage in possession (60%-40%), shots (9-7), shots on target (3-1), corners (5-2), and passing accuracy (79.6%-71.6%). The Red Bulls got their smash-and-grab spot in the MLS Cup final on their lone shot on target.
“They’re a really tough team to play against,” Ojeda said. “They really take away those spaces that we like to play into, and they press really high. And it’s a situation where I think we have to have a little bit more patience and a little bit more calm in those moments.”
“Everybody is disappointed,” Jansson said. “Didn’t really get out what we wanted from this game. We didn’t really break through their pressure. We had some good chances in the first half to put it in the goal, and in these types of games we have to put the goals in there.”
“It was there for us and we didn’t take it, and it’s difficult,” Pareja said. “And I said to the players in the locker room that I was not going to prepare any speeches to lift their souls. It’s painful. We did have a bunch of things that we would be proud of and we will feel that this club is growing in a great direction, but I’m not going to mention that today because my frustration’s bigger than that. We will die for this club. Today, we have to accept that we’re not in the final of the MLS Cup.”
That’s a wrap on the season. Orlando went further than ever before but came up short on its own home field against a team it failed to score on in three matches.
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Flashback Friday: June 18, 2022 vs. Houston Dynamo
Let’s relive a yellow-card filled match with the Dynamo that took place just over four years ago.
The main event for today is, of course, the United States Men’s National Team’s second game of group play against Australia this afternoon. I’ll be fortunate enough to take that game in live, and I’ll probably report back on it during Monday’s subscriber newsletter, so keep an eye out for that if you’re signed up! If you’re not, you can do that here (the newsletter is a TAM or DP level perk).
In the meantime though, let’s continue our reminiscence on some memorable Orlando City games from years gone by. Last week we relived a shutout win over the Colorado Rapids that took place a little over two years ago, and today we’ll be going a little farther into the archives to June 18, 2022 and a home match against the Houston Dynamo.
The Lions were in slightly uneven form going into the match. They were on a three-game winless run (0-1-2) in league play, a four-game winless run in all competitions (0-1-3 with a shootout win after a U.S. Open Cup draw against Inter Miami), and hadn’t picked up three points in just over a month. Changing that wasn’t going to be the easiest task due to Rodrigo Schlegel being unavailable for selection due to a suspension for yellow card accumulation.
That meant that Oscar Pareja’s team consisted of Pedro Gallese in goal; Joao Moutinho, Robin Jansson, Kyle Smith, and Ruan in defense; Cesar Araujo and Junior Urso in the double pivot; Jake Mulraney, Mauricio Pereyra, and Facundo Torres in attacking midfield; and Ercan Kara leading the line.
OCSC got off to a lively start and created its first chance after just two minutes, when Moutinho sent in a cross for Mulraney, whose effort was blocked. Kara sent a header straight at Houston goalkeeper Steve Clark shortly afterward, before Corey Baird sent a shot of his own into Gallese’s chest four minutes later.
Jansson then picked up a yellow for dissent in the 14th minute, which meant he’d miss the next game due to yellow card accumulation. The Dynamo seemingly took inspiration from his booking, as Robert Avila, Adam Lundqvist, and Matias Vera all picked up yellows of their own in the space of the next seven minutes.
Orlando finally provided a non-discipline-related event in the 25th minute, when it broke the deadlock. Pereyra played a delightful stabbed ball over the top of the defense with his first touch, which fell perfectly into the path of an onrushing Torres. He then used his own first touch to play the ball hard and low across the top of the six-yard box, where Kara was on hand to put it home from close range.
The next notable moment came in the form of — you guessed it — another yellow card, as Zeca picked up Houston’s fourth of the game in just the 32nd minute. Orlando responded by Mulraney carving out a good chance for Torres four minutes later, but his effort was blocked by defender Tim Parker. Pereyra then cut Orlando’s yellow card deficit in half in the 39th minute, as he fouled Baird and paid the price.
The closing moments of the half saw a flurry of activity. Pereyra got behind the defense in the 44th minute but could only send his shot directly at Clark. Just as the clock struck 45 minutes, the Lions thought they had a penalty after the ball hit Avila on the arm, but video review rightfully changed the call to a free kick on the edge of the box. Kara nearly scored as he was somewhat surprisingly the man to take the ensuing set piece, but Clark once again made a save to keep his team in the game.
Oh, and Teenage Hadebe picked up a yellow card in the 45th minute.
At halftime, the Lions boasted more possession (52.9%-47.1%), shots (9-3), and shots on goal (4-1), but just had the 1-0 lead to show for it. The Dynamo had a vastly superior lead in yellow cards (5-2).
Houston made a couple of changes at halftime, with Darwin Quintero coming on for Avila, and Daniel Steres coming on for Parker, but Orlando started the second half as hot as it had finished the first.
Clark saved from Urso in the 48th minute after the midfielder was set up well by Torres, but the game then entered a bit of a lull as both teams tried to adjust to the Dynamo substitutions. Fortunately for Orlando, things sprang back into life in the 57th minute. Moutinho put a ball into the box that Mulraney flicked on, and while Hadebe tried to clear it, he could only get it as far as Pereyra. The captain lashed the ball on the half-volley with his left foot, and it took the slightest of deflections off Kara and ended up in the net for the Austrian’s second of the night.
It took Houston less than a minute to cut Orlando’s 2-0 lead in half, though. Zeca sent a dangerous ball into the box from the right wing, and Carlos Ferreira was able to beat Smith to it. He stuck a great header into the far corner beyond a fully stretched Gallese, and the Dynamo had life at 2-1.
The Lions nearly got their own response just a minute after conceding, but Kara’s snapshot attempt at the top of the six-yard box flashed just wide, denying the big striker a hat trick.
The 64th minute saw Gallese come off his line to try to clear the danger during a Dynamo break, but he got none of the ball and all of Ferreira. Fortunately, referee Rosendo Mendoza was content to give El Pulpo a yellow card and the Lions managed to keep all 11 men on the field.
Pareja made a series of changes to try to keep Orlando fresh and in control, but Houston kept carving out good chances. The Dynamo hit the post with the free kick that was awarded for Gallese’s foul, and substitute Tyler Pasher forced El Pulpo into saves in the 72nd and 76th minutes to preserve OCSC’s slim advantage.
The 87th minute had hearts in mouths for the Orlando City faithful, as Thorleifur Ulfarsson went down in the box under pressure from Smith, and there were immediately questions about a foul. The Accountant was proven innocent by the replays though, and when Mendoza went to his pocket it was to show Ulfarsson a yellow card for simulation.
Orlando had a chance to put the game to bed as the clock ticked into the 90th minute, but Benji Michel put his shot over the bar from about seven yards away, and it looked to be a hugely consequential miss when Quintero put the ball into the net for Houston in the final minute of added time. The assistant referee rightfully pulled the play back for offside though, and the Lions managed to escape with a welcome three points.
The final stats saw Houston with the edge in possession (53.8%-46.2%) but the Lions with an edge in shots (18-13), shots on target (6-5), and duels won (52-45). Perhaps most crucially, the Dynamo finished with a whopping six yellow cards to Orlando’s pitiful (by comparison) three.
Ryan Smith handled our Player Grades for this one, and he gave Pereyra the Man of the Match nod with a grade of 8 out of 10. Other high earners were Kara with a 7.5, and Gallese and Torres, who each received a 7.
That’ll do it for today’s glimpse into the past. I’ll see you right back here next Friday for another trip down memory lane. Vamos Orlando!
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USMNT takes on Australia today, Christian Pulisic’s availability still in question, Canada wins big, and more.
Happy Friday! Last Friday, we all got to enjoy the U.S. kicking off its World Cup campaign with an emphatic win. Hopefully, the Yanks can replicate that performance in today’s game. It should be a fun start to a weekend filled with soccer, including an Orlando City B home game on Sunday. If the soccer bug has bitten you this month, make sure to go out and support the Young Lions!
USMNT Hosts Australia Today in World Cup
The United States Men’s National Team returns to action this afternoon with a match against Australia in Seattle — the team’s second game of this year’s World Cup. Both teams won their first games of the tournament, with the U.S. dominating Paraguay 4-1 and Australia beating Turkiye 2-0. American forward Folarin Balogun scored a brace in that win and the U.S. will look to keep the attacking momentum flowing against a formidable Australian defense. A win tonight by either side would go a long way towards winning Group D, which would notably face one of the third-place teams to start the knockout stage.
Christian Pulisic’s Availability Up in the Air
It’s still unclear if American star Christian Pulisic will play for the USMNT today as he works his way back from injury. The 27-year-old notched an assist in the win against Paraguay but had to exit at halftime after aggravating a calf injury picked up in training. Sebastian Berhalter came on for him in that match, but it will be interesting to see if USMNT Head Coach Mauricio Pochettino opts for Giovanni Reyna or Tim Weah instead. Pochettino did state that he’ll be available for the game against Turkiye if he doesn’t play today, so that’s good at least.
Canada Cruises to Big Win Over Qatar
Orlando City goalkeeper Maxine Crepeau started in goal but had little to do in Canada’s 6-0 win over Qatar, which was its first-ever win at a World Cup. Former Lion Cyle Larin got the scoring started for Canada in the 16th minute with his second goal of the tournament and Jonathan David scored a hat trick. Qatar was reduced to 10 men when Homam Al-Amin was shown a straight red in the 32nd minute, and then Assim Madibo was sent off early in the second half for a tackle that resulted in a gruesome leg injury to Ismael Kone. The Canadian midfielder was stretchered off, and his replacement, Nathan Saliba, scored from a free kick and raised Kone’s shirt in celebration. Canada now sits atop Group B with a better goal differential than Switzerland, meaning it will win the group with a win or draw against the Swiss on Wednesday.
Keeping Up With the World Cup
As for the other Group B game, Switzerland beat Bosnia and Herzegovina 4-1 by scoring four times in the second half after the hydration break. Substitute Johan Manzambi scored twice, but Bosnia’s consolation goal from Ermin Mahmic could play a role in goal-differential tiebreakers. In Group A, South Africa kept its hopes alive thanks to a late penalty that Teboho Mokoena converted in a 1-1 draw against Czechia.
Along with the U.S. game, today’s action includes Morocco taking on Scotland and Brazil playing against Haiti in Group C. We’ll also get to see if Orlando City midfielder Braian Ojeda takes the field when Paraguay faces Turkiye late tonight.
Free Kicks
- Make sure to check out Ivory Coast winger Yan Diomande’s article on The Players’ Tribune, as it’s a heartfelt letter to his late sister, Roxane. It’s one of the best things I’ve read in quite some time and it’s important to remember that players are people too.
- While we’ve been keeping a close eye on our Lions, here’s a nice breakdown on how other players throughout MLS have been doing at the World Cup so far.
- James Sands has returned to New York City FC after his loan with FC St. Pauli and signed a contract extension through the 2029-2030 season.
- Liverpool signed Spanish winger Victor Munoz from Osasuna for a $46 million transfer fee. The 22-year-old had a breakout season with Osasuna, recording seven goals and five assists.
- Neymar was ruled out of Brazil’s match today against Haiti due to a lingering calf injury. We’ll see if he will be ready to roll for Brazil’s final group stage game against Scotland on Wednesday.
That’s all I have for you all this time around. I hope you all have a fantastical Friday and rest of your weekend
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How Orlando City’s Players Fared In Transfermarkt’s Latest Market Valuations
A look at Transfermarkt’s latest player valuations for Orlando City and where those players rank across all of MLS.
The World Cup is finally here and in full swing, and the soccer on the field has been thoroughly enjoyable through its first week. The “home” North American teams are off to a good start, with dominating wins by Mexico and the United States, a draw from Canada, and good showings from Haiti and Curaçao, even though both teams lost (Panama had not played as of this article’s completion). Curaçao’s goal against Germany was one of the moments of the tournament so far, even in what turned out to be a thumping defeat, and if the next few weeks can match the first week, we are in for a great tournament.
And thank goodness for that, because Orlando City and the Orlando Pride are still on hiatus, leaving only Orlando City B in action locally, as MLS NEXT Pro continues to channel its inner Mcfadden & Whitehead, reminding everyone that “ain’t no stoppin’ us now.”
And speaking of on the move, several Lions who moved on from Orlando contributed majorly to their nation’s opening games, with Alex Freeman (U.S.) and Richie Laryea (Canada) earning starts and Cyle Larin (Canada) coming off the bench. All three were excellent during their time on the field, and Larin and Freeman each recorded a World Cup goal contribution (goal for Larin and assist for Freeman) on the same day. Laryea really broke out after leaving Orlando City (much like another L-named former Lion on a World Cup roster, Brazil’s Léo Pereira), but Larin and Freeman were excellent in Orlando before transferring elsewhere, which leads me to Transfermarkt, the go-to website for player valuations.
The analysts at Transfermarkt generally update their player valuations twice per year, with occasional additional valuations upon player transfers. Fortunately for us during this dearth of Orlando City soccer, those updates happen in June and December, so there are brand new valuations for the Lions (and most of the players in MLS) as of the last few weeks.
Keep in mind these are estimated player valuations if another team would try to buy that player, and not salaries or estimates of worth as it relates to Orlando City’s 2026 team. Robin Jansson, for example, is valued at a lower amount than Iago and considerably lower than David Brekalo, even though the Orlando City coaching staff likely rates him as their top center back on this year’s team. Jansson is nearing retirement age, while Iago and Brekalo both have many years left in their careers, hence their larger value than Jansson.
The calculations behind Transfermarkt‘s estimated valuations are proprietary and are not shared on the site, but here is the list of Orlando City’s top players by position, and their corresponding rank among all MLS players at that position:
| Player | Position* | Valuation (in $ millions) | MLS Rank at Position |
|---|---|---|---|
| Maxime Crépeau | GK | $2.09 | T-8 |
| Adrián Marín | LB | $1.74 | T-20 |
| David Brekalo | CB | $4.06 | T-5 |
| Griffin Dorsey | RB | $1.74 | T-14 |
| Braian Ojeda | DM | $4.06 | T-3 |
| Eduard Atuesta | CM | $4.06 | T-15 |
| Tiago | LW | $4.06 | T-13 |
| Marco Pašalić | RW | $7.53 | 6 |
| Martín Ojeda | AM | $10.43 | 2 |
| Duncan McGuire | CF | $2.32 | T-35 |
*GK=goalkeeper, LB = left back, CB = center back, RB = right back, DM = defensive midfielder, CM = central midfielder, LW = left wing, RW = right wing, AM = attacking midfielder, and CF = center forward. Those positions were assigned by Transfermarkt. I cannot tell you why Braian Ojeda is a defensive midfielder and Atuesta is a central midfielder. Also, in a somewhat surprising categorization, attacking midfielders are classified as midfielders and not attackers, which will become relevant below.
For those who are interested, the full list of Orlando City valuations can be found here; just know that the numbers will look different because the site tracks valuations in Euros and I did the conversion to dollars for the table above. Putting that mathematics degree to good use!
On the whole, Transfermarkt values Orlando City’s roster at $56.6 million, with goalkeepers at $2.3 million, defenders at $11 million, midfielders at $24.1 million, and attackers at $19.3 million, respectively (there is some rounding in there, which is why when you did the math in your head, and I know you did, you summed those values to $56.7 million instead of $56.6 million). Among all MLS teams, those positional sums rank 11th, 19th, fourth, and 20th, in the same positional order. Orlando City is not the only team that is about to add a new signing once the secondary transfer window opens up, but Antoine Griezmann is currently valued at $9.27 million and adding that to the existing $19.3 million of Orlando City’s attacking group would vault them from 20th to sixth in attack and into fifth overall across all rosters.
Griezmann is not yet on the roster, however, so he is not included in the chart below, which displays the MLS rankings based on Transfermarkt‘s valuations. Orlando City ranks 26th in the league in points earned per game, but the Lions are doing it with a roster that is estimated as having the 12th-most value, and it would be a lot nicer if those two were flipped, or if the Lions could just play better and pick up more points. It is the hope that kills you keeps you going.
Here is the current state of Transfermarkt‘s valuations (I combined goalkeepers and defenders into one grouping):

Miami dominates this list, as its roster contains three of the league’s seven highest-valued players, a group of three that by themselves are more valuable than the bottom eight teams in MLS. The less said about them the better, so that is enough on the Herons.
As previously mentioned, Orlando City’s midfield, featuring the league’s 14th-highest valued player Martín Ojeda, is where most of the team’s value is. Pašalić leads the attacking group at $7.53 million (26th overall in MLS), nearly double the estimated value of the next highest attacker Tiago, and Brekalo is in a similar boat as the defender with the most value ($4.06 million), nearly twice that of Crépeau ($2.09 million) and more than double any other back line player. Adding Griezmann will give the Lions some bite on the field and also in these rankings, as McGuire has the most value on the club but ranks only 35th among forwards, and his value has fallen 60% from where it was in June of 2024 ($5 million).
Among the 26 players that Transfermarkt valued for Orlando City, 16 of them had valuations two seasons ago as well. Eight players have increased in value from 2024, three are at the same valuation, and five have decreased. As much as I would like to put stock into these valuations, as Transfermarkt is one of the most trusted sites in the business, a certain former Lion named Freeman is on a rocket ship trajectory in his career and yet is currently only valued at the same dollar amount as Atuesta, Brekalo, Braian Ojeda, and Tiago. Positional differences account for some part of it, but I think few teams in the world would actually value all of those players the same, with Freeman commanding far more than any of those other four players.
In the end, a player’s value is determined not by a website but by what one team is willing to pay for them, and with the MLS secondary transfer window set to open in a little less than a month on July 13, we will soon see if any current Lions are transferred out, and at what price, and if there will be any new Lions joining the team aside from Griezmann.
Orlando City got younger and, according to Transfermarkt, more valuable from 2025 to 2026, but while we as fans enjoy the discourse and rumors about buying and selling players, what we really want are wins and banners. I do not think San Jose’s fans care one bit that their team is rated as having the third-least value in MLS, the Earthquakes are averaging earning the third-most points per match, picking up three points in most of their games.
The Lions still have 19 regular-season games remaining, and it would be great if by the next update from Transfermarkt in December the roster will be full of players who increased their valuations after a scorching run to close out the season. Once again, it is the hope that kills you keeps you going.
Vamos Orlando!
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